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Snow Harvest is Coming
A cold front is on the way and the farm is almost done harvest.

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00:00 - 00:03I have just checked the weather forecast.
00:04 - 00:05There is something on radar
00:05 - 00:07the jet stream is moving this way...
00:08 - 00:12bringing a terrible cold front towards us.
00:12 - 00:15We don't have a lot of time to get these crops off.
00:17 - 00:19Move all the combines to.....
00:19 - 00:21those sections and finish harvest.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28It's snow......
00:31 - 00:33Snow is what is coming.....
00:34 - 00:36The cold front is from the Arctic
00:53 - 00:58Sprayers, Graincarts, and Truckers please leave.
01:13 - 01:15I told you to combine as late as you can
01:15 - 01:17and get as many acres done as we possibly could
01:18 - 01:23But you went home early to play Farm Simulator 19
01:25 - 01:28Now we may never get this fucking crop off
01:29 - 01:31And you guys used up all the air...
01:31 - 01:34when the barely was already dry enough.
01:34 - 01:37It could have gone into a regular bin...
01:37 - 01:40now instead we are fucked!
01:40 - 01:42The air won't be enough anyway......
01:42 - 01:46I fucking hate grain dryers! They take forever!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we don't have another choice.
01:48 - 01:52Maybe we let it rot, the price of Canola is shit anyway.
01:53 - 01:54Markets won't even take it.
01:56 - 01:57Get in those fucking combines....
01:57 - 02:00and start cutting shit down until it gets tough
02:00 - 02:03then tighten up your concaves and speed up your rotor
02:04 - 02:08And I don't give a shit if our settings don't match the manual
02:08 - 02:13because our conditions aren't in the fucking manual.
02:14 - 02:16They do the settings off a computer simulation
02:17 - 02:21they haven't changed them in the past decade.
02:27 - 02:29Dry stuff will go right to the elevator.
02:30 - 02:34Take all the guys off sprayers and get them on equipment.
02:34 - 02:36It doesn't matter if they never sleep.
02:41 - 02:42Wake the truckers up...
02:43 - 02:47they lay in the bunk and watch Pornhub all day anyway
02:48 - 02:53then complain about working hard when they read a weight gauge.
02:54 - 02:56and have to turn a handle to empty grain
02:56 - 02:59The augur literally slides right under the hopper now.....
03:00 - 03:02But Steve still fucking complains......
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Beth, we know Steve has a bad shoulder.
03:14 - 03:16I don't know why I farm anyway.
03:19 - 03:23People think Purple Fuel and Farm plates are reason enough.
03:25 - 03:26But it's not.
03:31 - 03:33Let's Pro-Till the whole farm.
03:40 - 03:46I want to see what a lake looks like in the Summer, not from the cab of a sprayer....
03:46 - 03:49and I want to post pictures on Facebook.....
03:53 - 03:56not from inside equipment.