| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have just checked the weather forecast. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is something on radar |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the jet stream is moving this way... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | bringing a terrible cold front towards us. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We don't have a lot of time to get these crops off. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Move all the combines to..... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | those sections and finish harvest. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's snow...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Snow is what is coming..... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The cold front is from the Arctic |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sprayers, Graincarts, and Truckers please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you to combine as late as you can |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and get as many acres done as we possibly could |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But you went home early to play Farm Simulator 19 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we may never get this fucking crop off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you guys used up all the air... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | when the barely was already dry enough. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It could have gone into a regular bin... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now instead we are fucked! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The air won't be enough anyway...... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I fucking hate grain dryers! They take forever! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we don't have another choice. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe we let it rot, the price of Canola is shit anyway. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Markets won't even take it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get in those fucking combines.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and start cutting shit down until it gets tough |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then tighten up your concaves and speed up your rotor |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I don't give a shit if our settings don't match the manual |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because our conditions aren't in the fucking manual. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They do the settings off a computer simulation |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they haven't changed them in the past decade. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dry stuff will go right to the elevator. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Take all the guys off sprayers and get them on equipment. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It doesn't matter if they never sleep. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Wake the truckers up... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they lay in the bunk and watch Pornhub all day anyway |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | then complain about working hard when they read a weight gauge. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and have to turn a handle to empty grain |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The augur literally slides right under the hopper now..... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But Steve still fucking complains...... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Beth, we know Steve has a bad shoulder. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know why I farm anyway. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People think Purple Fuel and Farm plates are reason enough. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it's not. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let's Pro-Till the whole farm. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want to see what a lake looks like in the Summer, not from the cab of a sprayer.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I want to post pictures on Facebook..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | not from inside equipment. |
