| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Mclaughlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to balance parity |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the ZB Commodore |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | has been given more downforce here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and on the undertray here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But our aero is still superior |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will still dominate Bathurst |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scotty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Commodores were fast in NZ |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Bathurst domination plans are at risk |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Roger, Ludo and Harris leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU BUNCH OF USELESS CUM RAGS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have spent millions on this fake Mustang to gain an advantage never before seen in Supercars |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and you dim witted donkey fuckers let Roland and his |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | merry band of Red Bull guzzling pigeon rapists |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | get the better of you! You had one job and you fucked it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How will the world know how great I am |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I don't have a car that has an unfair advantage |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | over the rest of the field? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We managed to convince all the gullible fans that it was the single spring |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | that made the Commodores suddenly slow. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When even a retard could see the Mustang is designed for downforce |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What's the point in spending millions |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | sending a race car to the USA |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and illegally putting it in a wind tunnel and shaker rig |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if we can't control the Supercars technical department! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'll need to go on twitter and wind up the fans again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | even though it makes me look like a fucking imbecile who doesn't understand the rules of the sport |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had an incredible advantage and you shit munching ass hats |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | lost it to a chubby bald Irish carjacker in less than a season |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Christ, we'd even made those Tickford flogs look good |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And you Roger.... you promised me total domination |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you promised me I would become the greatest driver |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | in the history of Supercars. I'M THE BEST, I DESERVE WINS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I DESERVE ALL THE RECORDS NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME NO ONE I FUCKING TELL YOU |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I CUM GREATNESS AND I SHIT LITTLE TURDS OF SUCCESS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We already lost our center of gravity advantage |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and now some of our aero advantage, what will we give them next? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Perhaps we could let them fuck our mothers whilst we're at it? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, at least we won the Championship last year with illegal mufflers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | < SIGH > At least we still have slightly better aero |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least until it gets balanced properly at the end of the season |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So we still have a shot at dominating Bathurst |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ludo, make sure you tell that pretender Burgess |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | that anymore concessions to those Commodore cunts will not be tolerated. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I better win Bathurst this year... I was promised greatness and a Nascar drive |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You better deliver it to me Roger. |
