| 00:00 - 00:05 | So...Germany was outside Moscow, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Italy was halfway to Cape Town, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Japan took out China, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | It looked nice for the Axis |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Spain declares war on Nazi Germany |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Deadass |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Deadass |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And Germany had like 100 opinion of Spain and a Lend Lease |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Deadass |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Quick, take back like 200 divisions from Russia |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Because Vichy has jack shit available |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Look! Now Russia took back Moscow! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And 12 fucking motorized are now |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | are now running across North Africa |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Axis has now 50 divisions |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | trapped in Sahara with 50% Attrition |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Deadass |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Quick! Take out the Spaniards fast! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | But the fuckers have 70 divisions and forts over the Pyrenees |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 3M casualties for Germany! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Suckers lost so much manpower |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | they had to switch to Scraping the Barrel |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Sure, sure, in one more year they capitulated Russia, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and Japan took out Philly and Hawaii |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But the Allies reinforced the west front |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Galloping through France |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And 20 german divs |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | got surrounded in Brest |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The Axis was in a baaaaad spot now! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Deadass |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The divs |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The divs |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The divs from Russia still didn't come back |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | when Spain ANNIHILATED the entire Dutch Front |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | the way to Berlin was naked! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What about Italy? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Italy barely had 100 divisions |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And all of them posted around the Peninsula |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Because the Allies took Sicily and Savoy |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Only 50% or less of the Victory points were left |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And what about Japan? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Only 50 divisions surrounded somewhere in India |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They're not gonna last long |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | When the USN comes around... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I sense |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | some 200 fucking Marine divs |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Making hentai all over Honshu |
