00:00 - 00:05So...Germany was outside Moscow,
00:05 - 00:07Italy was halfway to Cape Town,
00:07 - 00:10Japan took out China,
00:11 - 00:16It looked nice for the Axis
00:17 - 00:21Spain declares war on Nazi Germany
00:21 - 00:24Deadass
00:29 - 00:31Deadass
00:31 - 00:34And Germany had like 100 opinion of Spain and a Lend Lease
00:38 - 00:40Deadass
00:41 - 00:47Quick, take back like 200 divisions from Russia
00:47 - 00:50Because Vichy has jack shit available
00:50 - 00:56Look! Now Russia took back Moscow!
00:58 - 00:59And 12 fucking motorized are now
00:59 - 01:01are now running across North Africa
01:04 - 01:06Axis has now 50 divisions
01:06 - 01:08trapped in Sahara with 50% Attrition
01:13 - 01:14Deadass
01:14 - 01:16Quick! Take out the Spaniards fast!
01:16 - 01:20But the fuckers have 70 divisions and forts over the Pyrenees
01:21 - 01:273M casualties for Germany!
01:35 - 01:36Suckers lost so much manpower
01:36 - 01:39they had to switch to Scraping the Barrel
01:41 - 01:44Sure, sure, in one more year they capitulated Russia,
01:44 - 01:47and Japan took out Philly and Hawaii
01:47 - 01:49But the Allies reinforced the west front
01:50 - 01:53Galloping through France
01:54 - 01:56And 20 german divs
01:56 - 01:58got surrounded in Brest
01:58 - 02:02The Axis was in a baaaaad spot now!
02:05 - 02:07Deadass
02:10 - 02:11The divs
02:11 - 02:13The divs
02:15 - 02:17The divs from Russia still didn't come back
02:17 - 02:20when Spain ANNIHILATED the entire Dutch Front
02:21 - 02:28the way to Berlin was naked!
02:29 - 02:30What about Italy?
02:30 - 02:32Italy barely had 100 divisions
02:36 - 02:39And all of them posted around the Peninsula
02:40 - 02:42Because the Allies took Sicily and Savoy
02:50 - 02:55Only 50% or less of the Victory points were left
02:56 - 02:58And what about Japan?
02:58 - 03:04Only 50 divisions surrounded somewhere in India
03:04 - 03:09They're not gonna last long
03:09 - 03:11When the USN comes around...
03:16 - 03:20I sense
03:23 - 03:26some 200 fucking Marine divs
03:31 - 03:36Making hentai all over Honshu