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Hitler Learns Impeachment Won't Happen
Hitler learns that Trump will serve four years and that impeachment is off the table.

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00:00 - 00:02The Resistance has failed in all areas.
00:03 - 00:05Mueller wrote 2 volumes of innuendo.
00:05 - 00:06There was no collusion.
00:07 - 00:11Even charging obstruction of justice is obviously risible.
00:11 - 00:15Trump will serve his 4-year term after all.
00:17 - 00:19Don't worry. Everything will be fine
00:19 - 00:21when Pelosi files impeachment charges.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer ...
00:27 - 00:28Pelosi
00:31 - 00:33Pelosi does not have enough votes to impeach.
00:34 - 00:36Trump's impeachment will not occur.
00:53 - 00:58These people will stay here: Maddow, Acosta, Cuomo, and Morning Joe
01:13 - 01:15That was the insurance policy!
01:15 - 01:17Trump's impeachment was the last option!
01:18 - 01:23So we have to endure four full years of Trump?
01:25 - 01:28Orange Man Bad means nothing now.
01:29 - 01:31Do they do focus groups on Twitter?
01:31 - 01:34The Deep State lied with their leaks!
01:34 - 01:37The media lied--even MSNBC!
01:37 - 01:40They might as well be Fox News!
01:40 - 01:42I cannot allow you to insult The Resistance!
01:42 - 01:46Nothing but Democratic Party stenographers!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuehrer, we thought it would work.
01:48 - 01:52The talking heads peddled fantasies!
01:53 - 01:54They had no proof at all!
01:56 - 01:57They call themselves The Resistance
01:57 - 02:00because they recycle and shop at Trader Joe's!
02:00 - 02:03They kept promising to get rid of Trump!
02:04 - 02:08They said only knuckle-dragging deplorables support him.
02:08 - 02:13The evidence was always coming, they said. I trusted that Schiff fellow!
02:14 - 02:16I never went to any journalism school.
02:17 - 02:21But I could have told them that Russia didn't hack the 2016 election--or steal it.
02:27 - 02:29They're credentialed morons.
02:30 - 02:34Why didn't Democrats act normal instead of turning Resistance to 11?
02:34 - 02:36Did they think Americans would like it?
02:41 - 02:42And now they'll get 8 years.
02:43 - 02:47With their unhinged craziness they'll get 8 years of Trump's after-midnight Tweets!
02:48 - 02:53He'll probably actually buy that icehole Greenland from Denmark!
02:53 - 02:56The economy will keep growing!
02:56 - 02:59And Air Force One will be painted orange!
02:59 - 03:02He'll get to appoint ALL of the Supreme Court
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. There's always the 1619 Project
03:14 - 03:16Now Democrats have to win in 2020.
03:18 - 03:23It's impossible with the candidates who are running.
03:25 - 03:26Biden.
03:31 - 03:33He can barely speak in phrases.
03:40 - 03:46And the rest? They want to ban plastic straws, cars, and reality itself.
03:46 - 03:48I'd rather vote for the Greens.
03:53 - 03:56At least they'll ban meat.