| 00:04 - 00:05 | You recruiting players from Vandercook, East Jackson, and... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Shitty Michigan Center. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And you have also managed to recruit the only 3 unathletic kids in the state of florida |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And just my personal opinion but your offense is bullshit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No thats not correct |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The T formation is the pinnacle of offensive output |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your offense... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your offense is averaging less than 5 points a game |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And is by far the worst in the league |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who gives zero fucks about this season or my coaching leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The 3 shittiest players?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Im left with the 3 shittiest players? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Maybe if Leister could understand my shitty route concepts and the rest of my receivers could play running back in the T then we could win a Fucking game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You are telling me that calling your upperclassmen shitty and having meetings at 5 in the morning doesn't raise team morale? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats what Ohio State does! How come I cant coach like Urban Meyer? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And to think i bought those cocksuckers 30 cent popsicles after camp... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They act like running 10 300's was bad! I wake up and run at 3 in the morning everyday! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We only had 90 practices! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But coach you violated NCAA rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the NCAA rules! I wiped my ass with the rulebook the second I got here! And why are kids always late for practice? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach they actually have class and labs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont give a fuck about class! I created a dynasty at Michigan center! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Does anyone else got a ring? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do any of these lousy ass seniors have a championship ring? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck no! Vince Lombardi couldnt win with these bums! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wish I would have stayed at Michigan Center. At least the high school kids didn't see straight through my bullshit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Jensen.... What the fuck are you doing on defense? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Frank and Chuck are the two slowest pieces of shit I have ever coached |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I thought I told you at the start of the year to start all freshman! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe if you started Edwards we would have won a game! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Finally you just gave up and put gogo in at Trine and did you see the results? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He got fist fucked 10 yards downfield! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have literally blown every freshman I can to get them to stay. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What the fuck else can I do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For godssake I sold my soul and told Wardwell he should be all conference! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I know he gave up 10 sacks a game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but at least hes a freshman! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and not one of these shitty upperclassmen like Ricky Roth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I told you I wont play upperclassmen! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's just upset cause ricky has a bigger dick than him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Im just a terrible coach |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am at a loss for words. Im thinking early retirement |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Atleast then I can enjoy all of my discounts being an AARP member |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can travel to florida |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Catch up on episodes of Murder She wroteAnd continue my habits of harassing younger boys |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If sandusky can do it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can do it |
