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Hitler Buys a Stern Jurassic Park
Adolf bought a Stern Jurassic Park pinball machine and is pissed about playfield issues.

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00:00 - 00:02We believe that Stern has been using new factories
00:03 - 00:04To clearcoat playfields
00:04 - 00:07Either here or over here.
00:07 - 00:12We believe they started using these sources with as early as Batman 66.
00:12 - 00:15They definitely were using them with Guardians and machines beyond.
00:17 - 00:18But they assured us.
00:18 - 00:20After the ghosting inserts.
00:24 - 00:26I know but..
00:27 - 00:28Stern . . .
00:30 - 00:33Stern has stated that there is no widespread issue
00:34 - 00:36With blistering clearcoat.
00:52 - 00:58If you know nothing about clearcoat science, get out.
01:12 - 01:15After the fucking ghosting!
01:15 - 01:17They promised after the ghosting!
01:18 - 01:23I should have known when they moved the god-damned power button.
01:25 - 01:28Now we have soft clearcoat.
01:29 - 01:30And blistering and cracking.
01:30 - 01:33Blistering and cracking and chip Chip!
01:33 - 01:37I knew Spike would cost me a fortune, but this is unnaceptable.
01:37 - 01:39Resale with a shit playfield will be dismal!
01:39 - 01:42I know, but there is a playfield iron that can flatten the blisters.
01:42 - 01:45You want me to use a "playfield iron" on a brand new machine!??
01:45 - 01:48I know, but there are washers and Milar.
01:48 - 01:51No fucking washers and no fucking Milar!
01:51 - 01:54And no iron!
01:54 - 01:57If I want an Iron, I'll go play Iron Man,
01:57 - 02:00a game built when Stern had their shit together
02:00 - 02:03and built playfields with quality clearcoat.
02:03 - 02:08It plays like new, even with all those fucking magnets and the Iron Monger.
02:08 - 02:13They knew about this well before Guardians of the Galaxy.
02:13 - 02:16And they chose to keep using the shit.
02:17 - 02:21Somebody has to stand up and put a stop to Gary Stern!
02:26 - 02:29And their weak coils stop rivets.
02:29 - 02:33What is a guy . . . I guy like me supposed to do?
02:33 - 02:36They're bending me over
02:40 - 02:41And I'm not taking it.
02:41 - 02:47All my LE's with all the same unit number from the greatest distro in the biz.
02:47 - 02:53I swore an allegiance to the Stern army to support them.
02:53 - 02:55But now all they give me is soft clearcoat.
02:55 - 02:59That even Spooky Pinball has remedied.
02:59 - 03:02Without the help of Ben Heck!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, remember they fixed the ghosting.
03:13 - 03:16Maybe I should just sell them.
03:18 - 03:23If anyone.. would pay a decent price.
03:24 - 03:26Who knows
03:30 - 03:33Where can I go?
03:39 - 03:45My Pirates CE playfield is worse than what we're seeing with Jurassic Park
03:45 - 03:49Wonka CE will likely be just as bad.
03:51 - 03:56Find me a Williams