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When James can't get more grenades...
All fucking hell is going to break loose. A semblence of life will return. Hatred will dull his shades.

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00:00 - 00:03Look, James, you welded your trigger down
00:04 - 00:05and the barrel of your gun melted.
00:05 - 00:07You killed whole your team. Here.
00:08 - 00:12You wasted your town portal to piss...
00:12 - 00:15...and spent every last shell on this old tree stump.
00:17 - 00:19But I threw...
00:19 - 00:215 grenades at once?
00:24 - 00:26Look, man...
00:27 - 00:28You...
00:31 - 00:33You have no guns. No ammo. No weapons.
00:34 - 00:36No more grenades.
00:53 - 00:58Every one of you cunts not involved in my crypt or armoury... get out.
01:13 - 01:15What the FUCK do you MEAN
01:15 - 01:17"OUT OF GRENADES?!"
01:18 - 01:23WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
01:25 - 01:28You cock-eyed giggity bellends
01:29 - 01:31had best find me a Flamberge NOW
01:31 - 01:34If I'm not mowing down a gaggle of innocents
01:34 - 01:37legs akimbo like the team in Commando
01:37 - 01:40Or carving someone up in the next five minutes-
01:40 - 01:42Man, we don't have coin for weapons-
01:42 - 01:46NO COINS? NO FUCKING COINS?! I don't CARE
01:46 - 01:48DUDE. We can't get you more grenades.
01:48 - 01:52You snivelling, arse-faced, baboon molesting ANUS!
01:53 - 01:54GRENADES NOW!
01:56 - 01:57Diamond encrusted
01:57 - 02:00Frag, ALL the bells and whistles
02:00 - 02:03Unless grenades are in the air in SECONDS
02:04 - 02:08I'll fucking ram old Painless so far up your arse
02:08 - 02:13You'll look like the fucking EXORCIST when I spin her up!
02:14 - 02:16Is this too hard to fucking understand?!
02:17 - 02:21I don't care where you get them, take them from schoolkids, JUST GET SOME.
02:27 - 02:29I'm not asking a lot.
02:30 - 02:34Just some grenades. Grenades I can lob around forthwith
02:34 - 02:36and without preamble.
02:41 - 02:42Fuck ME.
02:43 - 02:47What is this, a fucking WETLOOK KNITWARE NURSERY?
02:48 - 02:53No Flamberge. No guns. NO GRENADES.
02:54 - 02:56You useless fucking bastards.
02:56 - 02:59CALL YOURSELVES NAZIS? I found more grenades
03:00 - 03:02last time I rooted through a BREADBIN
03:04 - 03:07He's out of ammo. We're safe.
03:14 - 03:16I really don't know why
03:19 - 03:23I actually fucking bother with you lot.
03:25 - 03:26You're shit.
03:31 - 03:33I'd have you shot if we had bullets.
03:40 - 03:46But it looks like I'd have to stab you to death with some blunted pencils
03:46 - 03:49And I can't be bothered with anything anymore.
03:53 - 03:56Just... keep the grenades.