00:00 - 00:03 | Look, James, you welded your trigger down |
00:04 - 00:05 | and the barrel of your gun melted. |
00:05 - 00:07 | You killed whole your team. Here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | You wasted your town portal to piss... |
00:12 - 00:15 | ...and spent every last shell on this old tree stump. |
00:17 - 00:19 | But I threw... |
00:19 - 00:21 | 5 grenades at once? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Look, man... |
00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You have no guns. No ammo. No weapons. |
00:34 - 00:36 | No more grenades. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Every one of you cunts not involved in my crypt or armoury... get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK do you MEAN |
01:15 - 01:17 | "OUT OF GRENADES?!" |
01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You cock-eyed giggity bellends |
01:29 - 01:31 | had best find me a Flamberge NOW |
01:31 - 01:34 | If I'm not mowing down a gaggle of innocents |
01:34 - 01:37 | legs akimbo like the team in Commando |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or carving someone up in the next five minutes- |
01:40 - 01:42 | Man, we don't have coin for weapons- |
01:42 - 01:46 | NO COINS? NO FUCKING COINS?! I don't CARE |
01:46 - 01:48 | DUDE. We can't get you more grenades. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You snivelling, arse-faced, baboon molesting ANUS! |
01:53 - 01:54 | GRENADES NOW! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Diamond encrusted |
01:57 - 02:00 | Frag, ALL the bells and whistles |
02:00 - 02:03 | Unless grenades are in the air in SECONDS |
02:04 - 02:08 | I'll fucking ram old Painless so far up your arse |
02:08 - 02:13 | You'll look like the fucking EXORCIST when I spin her up! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Is this too hard to fucking understand?! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care where you get them, take them from schoolkids, JUST GET SOME. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not asking a lot. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Just some grenades. Grenades I can lob around forthwith |
02:34 - 02:36 | and without preamble. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck ME. |
02:43 - 02:47 | What is this, a fucking WETLOOK KNITWARE NURSERY? |
02:48 - 02:53 | No Flamberge. No guns. NO GRENADES. |
02:54 - 02:56 | You useless fucking bastards. |
02:56 - 02:59 | CALL YOURSELVES NAZIS? I found more grenades |
03:00 - 03:02 | last time I rooted through a BREADBIN |
03:04 - 03:07 | He's out of ammo. We're safe. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I really don't know why |
03:19 - 03:23 | I actually fucking bother with you lot. |
03:25 - 03:26 | You're shit. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'd have you shot if we had bullets. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But it looks like I'd have to stab you to death with some blunted pencils |
03:46 - 03:49 | And I can't be bothered with anything anymore. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Just... keep the grenades. |