00:00 - 00:03They call it the TV licence

00:04 - 00:05€160 per year

00:05 - 00:07They are searching door to door

00:08 - 00:12Every household in possession of a TV apparatus must pay up

00:12 - 00:15Money goes to RTE so they can continue broadcasting quality shows

00:17 - 00:19Doesn't apply to me

00:19 - 00:21I haven't watched RTE since Glenroe

00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28You wont believe it

00:31 - 00:33They literally don't care if you watch it or not

00:34 - 00:36It's the law

00:53 - 00:58Which of you have been paying for this "TV licence"

01:13 - 01:15It's the law you said?

01:15 - 01:17This has to be a f***ing joke

01:18 - 01:23Your telling me.. We could be hauled into court like scumbag criminals

01:25 - 01:28and possibly get prison time as well

01:29 - 01:31POSSIBLY GET PRISON TIME AS WELL!!

01:31 - 01:34No... I will not stand for this

01:34 - 01:37They must think we are absolute clowns

01:37 - 01:40Paying those useless buffoons at RTE

01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer just pay it and be done with it

01:42 - 01:46I would rather pay your mother what i owe her

01:46 - 01:48But my fuhrer RTE have the Late Late Show

01:48 - 01:52I watched that once at nans and i nearly threw up

01:53 - 01:54Its like an RTE orgy

01:56 - 01:57A national embarrassment

01:57 - 02:00Tubery has interviewed just about everyone in RTE

02:00 - 02:03The only one he hasn't done yet is himself

02:04 - 02:08Don't even think about telling me what they're paying him

02:08 - 02:13It just better not be more than my salary

02:14 - 02:16or i will go insane

02:17 - 02:21They're all on massive money because of twits like ye feeding them

02:27 - 02:29I'll just get rid of the oul telly

02:30 - 02:34I don't need it anyway, I've more important things to do with my time

02:34 - 02:36I can watch Netflix on my phone anyway

02:41 - 02:42Of course they wont stop there

02:43 - 02:47They'll come up with a licence for the phone next

02:48 - 02:53Just to rightly bend me over the barrel

02:54 - 02:56RTE player doesn't even work on my phone

02:56 - 02:59Stopping and buffering in the middle of the All-Ireland final

03:00 - 03:02As if the ref hadn't the game f**cked up enough

03:04 - 03:07Its ok... Tipp would have won anyway

03:14 - 03:16It amazes me that people pay this

03:19 - 03:23Are ye all proud of yourselves gentlemen?

03:25 - 03:26Are ye?

03:31 - 03:33I might have to punish ye

03:40 - 03:46But i won't, I'll let it slip this year

03:46 - 03:49Next year i want to see ye in court

03:53 - 03:56Now get me a drink