00:00 - 00:05OMG so at the Sweet Grass border crossing yesterday
00:05 - 00:07the most ridiculous thing happened to me
00:07 - 00:10I had nothing to eat and nothing in the car
00:11 - 00:16I was starved, the wait was over an hour and I was getting hungry
00:17 - 00:216 hour drive for pancakes!
00:21 - 00:24IHOP!
00:29 - 00:31IHOP!
00:31 - 00:34Who drives 6 hours for pancakes?
00:38 - 00:40I do
00:41 - 00:47I was frantically searching for anything to snack on and found Spitz in the glove compartment!
00:47 - 00:50So I'm snacking on my bag of Spitz
00:50 - 00:56Buddy in the car behind me steps out and walk towards me
00:58 - 00:59I'm like
00:59 - 01:01Is he looking for a snack too?
01:04 - 01:06He’s come to accuse me of littering
01:06 - 01:08for spitting seeds out the window!
01:13 - 01:14I'm like
01:14 - 01:16Are you serious?
01:16 - 01:20They are sunflower seeds!
01:21 - 01:27I mean they say Spitz on the bag!
01:35 - 01:36Just like bananas they come in
01:36 - 01:39a biodegradable holder
01:41 - 01:44He then offers me a plastic bag
01:44 - 01:47So you are concerned about my biodegradable sunflower
01:47 - 01:49seeds
01:50 - 01:53but you use plastic bags?
01:54 - 01:56Wow!
01:56 - 01:58just wow!
01:58 - 02:02I only use canvas bags thank you very much.
02:05 - 02:07Plastic!
02:10 - 02:11I laughed
02:11 - 02:13I laughed
02:15 - 02:17He tried to justify his use of plastic
02:17 - 02:20by saying it was recyclable!
02:21 - 02:28He then turns up the crazy, he’s going to take a dump on my lawn
02:29 - 02:30also biodegradable?
02:30 - 02:32It's also biodegradable
02:36 - 02:39A dump on my lawn?
02:40 - 02:42Like WTF buddy?!
02:50 - 02:55Like have you never been camping or to a ball game?
02:56 - 02:58Then what happened?
02:58 - 03:04In fact if my hunger hadn’t been satisfied I would have punched him in a fit of hangry rage
03:04 - 03:09But he agreed to disagree and walked away
03:09 - 03:11Just in the nick of time
03:16 - 03:20The Spitz Patrol
03:23 - 03:26He must have been hangry too!
03:31 - 03:36I just wanted pancakes and this Spitz Patrol comes along