| 00:00 - 00:05 | OMG so at the Sweet Grass border crossing yesterday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the most ridiculous thing happened to me |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I had nothing to eat and nothing in the car |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I was starved, the wait was over an hour and I was getting hungry |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | 6 hour drive for pancakes! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | IHOP! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | IHOP! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Who drives 6 hours for pancakes? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I do |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I was frantically searching for anything to snack on and found Spitz in the glove compartment! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So I'm snacking on my bag of Spitz |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Buddy in the car behind me steps out and walk towards me |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I'm like |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Is he looking for a snack too? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Hes come to accuse me of littering |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | for spitting seeds out the window! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I'm like |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Are you serious? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They are sunflower seeds! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I mean they say Spitz on the bag! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Just like bananas they come in |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | a biodegradable holder |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | He then offers me a plastic bag |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So you are concerned about my biodegradable sunflower |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | seeds |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but you use plastic bags? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Wow! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | just wow! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I only use canvas bags thank you very much. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Plastic! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I laughed |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I laughed |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He tried to justify his use of plastic |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | by saying it was recyclable! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He then turns up the crazy, hes going to take a dump on my lawn |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | also biodegradable? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's also biodegradable |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | A dump on my lawn? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Like WTF buddy?! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Like have you never been camping or to a ball game? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Then what happened? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | In fact if my hunger hadnt been satisfied I would have punched him in a fit of hangry rage |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But he agreed to disagree and walked away |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Just in the nick of time |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The Spitz Patrol |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He must have been hangry too! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I just wanted pancakes and this Spitz Patrol comes along |
