00:00 - 00:03 | The DPC's final report on PSC is in |
00:04 - 00:05 | To remind you, |
00:05 - 00:07 | We'd embedded PSC in these agencies. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The DPC's report significantly curtails this. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Her findings are we only have a legal basis for our Dept |
00:17 - 00:19 | But the biometrics is OK right? |
00:19 - 00:21 | And replacing the DPO was fine, right? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Minister, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Not quite |
00:31 - 00:33 | Minister, the biometrics are part of another investigation |
00:34 - 00:36 | And we received the draft report on the DPO last week |
00:53 - 00:58 | So, we're not in the clear then at all? Everyone out, apart from the senior management team. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You told me this was fine! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That you had the DPC handled. That it was all under control. |
01:18 - 01:23 | That we had a lawful basis for processing and that all the critics were just tinfoil hat wearing cranks |
01:25 - 01:28 | That photos used for unique identification weren't biometric |
01:29 - 01:31 | That your internal memo trumped EU law |
01:31 - 01:34 | That there wouldn't be any problems extending the scope of PSC |
01:34 - 01:37 | That we could keep talking about control savings and fraud |
01:37 - 01:40 | That we could make it mandatory but not compulsory |
01:40 - 01:42 | Minister, we can appeal and do a Judicial Review. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You told me WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO. That everything was tickety boo. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Minister, we've already started Judicial Reviews on other DPC findings |
01:48 - 01:52 | Now you get the lawyers? Now it's all fucked? |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's too late!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Why didn't you do it BEFORE you dug the hole? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Confirmed our legal basis properly. Listen to concerns raised by experts? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Instead of copying their tweets and writing snarky emails about them. |
02:04 - 02:08 | They were doing your homework for you. But you kept doubling down and digging deeper. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Pushing it out. Requiring it to get a passport but needing a passport to get it? Putting other Departments on the hook for YOUR fuck ups. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Making it "Mandatory but not Compulsory" |
02:17 - 02:21 | Steamrolling over the rules. Ignoring the concerns. Telling me it was sorted!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And now we find ourselves |
02:30 - 02:34 | Telling the press that "We take Data Protection seriously" |
02:34 - 02:36 | But the DPC says otherwise. |
02:41 - 02:42 | You have screwed me. |
02:43 - 02:47 | The dogs on the street can see we don't give a fuck about data protection or GDPR really. |
02:48 - 02:53 | And your hubris has created huge liabilities for the State that will be my legacy. |
02:54 - 02:56 | We've retendered for the cards, during an investigation |
02:56 - 02:59 | We've got other departments scrambling to undo the mess we made them make. |
03:00 - 03:02 | And all of this could have been avoided! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. I miss our old DPO too. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Privacy by Design, transparency, and Accountability. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Such simple concepts when you think about them. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But you didn't. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Up to 3.2 million punters can sue us. |
03:40 - 03:46 | And all because you doubled down on your plans and didn't listen. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And that's before we get to GDPR fines and sanctions. |
03:53 - 03:56 | And I'm the Minister responsible. |