| 00:01 - 00:07 | WE INTERRUPT YOUR DAILY PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL ADDRESS FROM THE ALL KNOWING HEAD RAT |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | AFTER COUNTLESS YEARS OF SEARCHING WITHIN HEAVENLY PALACE |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | SEVERAL SCRIBES HAVE LOCATED SEVERAL ANCIENT SCROLLS |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | WITHIN THE BLESSED SCROLLS CONTAIN |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | ONLY THE MOST HOLY OF LEGISLATION |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | THEY READ THAT SEVEN BILLION YEARS AGO, THE CELESTIAL EMPEROR, |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | JOEY POTS AND PANS FOUNDED A SACRED CODE OF LAW. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | ALONG WITH MANY OTHER LAWS ONE REMAINS INFALLIBLE. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | IT IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | TO CHEW INTO YOUR MICROPHONE |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS GRAND COMMANDER |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | DEFENDER OF THE WORLD, KHAN OF KHANS, KING OF KINGS. |
