| 00:00 - 00:03 | The classic servers are starting up in a few moments. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You may log in and queue up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so that you may pick a name, sir. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have a list of names right here, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which we can copypaste as soon as possible. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, we're in. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just pick my regular name and we're done. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your name is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Someone else has already taken your name, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's no longer available. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who got their desired name, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD YOU HAVE SCREWED THAT UP?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SOME PUNK ASS KID STOLE MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO SLOW WHILE LOGGING ON! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I swear, whoever of you was in charge during launch... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are fucking DEAD! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF IT ALL! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, I BET IT WAS ONE OF YOU! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHO IS GONNA RECOGNISE ME NOW?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, please, nobody here took your name. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER NOW?! MY WHOLE DAY IS RUINED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you're being unreasonable with us! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why would I still make an effort to play now?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Utter bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've played since fucking 2005. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years of dedication, so much on /played. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only for some troll piece of shit to fuck it up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'M TELLING YOU NOW, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO HAVE A LAUGH! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SHOULD'VE LOGGED ON MYSELF! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YEARS OF MAKING A NAME FOR MYSELF, GONE TO SHIT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're staying here tonight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking try again. Try another server. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I swear, if I don't get it this time! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goddamn it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ANOTHER QUEUE OF TEN THOUSAND NERDS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BLIZZARD IS SHITTING ON ME NOW! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll pay for this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOU, WITH YOUR BLOOD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There there, there's plenty of names left. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell everyone... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's impossible to fix this now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm quitting the game. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can go on and pick your fucking names alright. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Enjoy getting ganked on your PvP server. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you want. |
