00:00 - 00:03The classic servers are starting up in a few moments.
00:04 - 00:05You may log in and queue up
00:05 - 00:07so that you may pick a name, sir.
00:08 - 00:12We have a list of names right here,
00:12 - 00:15which we can copypaste as soon as possible.
00:17 - 00:19Okay, we're in.
00:19 - 00:21Just pick my regular name and we're done.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Your name is...
00:31 - 00:33Someone else has already taken your name,
00:34 - 00:36it's no longer available.
00:53 - 00:58Anybody who got their desired name, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK?!
01:15 - 01:17HOW COULD YOU HAVE SCREWED THAT UP?!
01:18 - 01:23SOME PUNK ASS KID STOLE MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO SLOW WHILE LOGGING ON!
01:25 - 01:28I swear, whoever of you was in charge during launch...
01:29 - 01:31You are fucking DEAD!
01:31 - 01:34YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF IT ALL!
01:34 - 01:37YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, I BET IT WAS ONE OF YOU!
01:37 - 01:40WHO IS GONNA RECOGNISE ME NOW?!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, please, nobody here took your name.
01:42 - 01:46WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER NOW?! MY WHOLE DAY IS RUINED!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, you're being unreasonable with us!
01:48 - 01:52Why would I still make an effort to play now?!
01:53 - 01:54Utter bullshit!
01:56 - 01:57I've played since fucking 2005.
01:57 - 02:00Years of dedication, so much on /played.
02:00 - 02:03Only for some troll piece of shit to fuck it up!
02:04 - 02:08I'M TELLING YOU NOW,
02:08 - 02:13THEY'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO HAVE A LAUGH!
02:14 - 02:16I SHOULD'VE LOGGED ON MYSELF!
02:17 - 02:21YEARS OF MAKING A NAME FOR MYSELF, GONE TO SHIT!
02:27 - 02:29We're staying here tonight.
02:30 - 02:34Fucking try again. Try another server.
02:34 - 02:36I swear, if I don't get it this time!
02:41 - 02:42Goddamn it.
02:43 - 02:47ANOTHER QUEUE OF TEN THOUSAND NERDS!
02:48 - 02:53BLIZZARD IS SHITTING ON ME NOW!
02:54 - 02:56They'll pay for this.
02:56 - 02:59THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD!
03:00 - 03:02AND YOU, WITH YOUR BLOOD!
03:04 - 03:07There there, there's plenty of names left.
03:14 - 03:16Tell everyone...
03:19 - 03:23It's impossible to fix this now.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33I'm quitting the game.
03:40 - 03:46You can go on and pick your fucking names alright.
03:46 - 03:49Enjoy getting ganked on your PvP server.
03:53 - 03:56Do what you want.