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Hitler reacts to Stones cancellation
Hitler's reaction when he finds out The Stones have cancelledtheir Aust/NZ tour.

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00:00 - 00:03The 14 On Fire Tour was due to continue in Australia tomorrow.
00:04 - 00:05It was to start in Perth,
00:05 - 00:07then Adelaide,
00:08 - 00:12across to Sydney, down to Melbourne,
00:12 - 00:15Hanging Rock, Brisbane and Auckland.
00:17 - 00:19So why has it been cancelled?
00:19 - 00:21What happened?
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Mick's...
00:31 - 00:33Mick's girlfriend has died.
00:34 - 00:36She killed herself.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who didn't have tickets, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17How dare they cancel the tour.
01:18 - 01:23Don't they know we had tickets to Adelaide
01:25 - 01:28And Hanging Rock
01:29 - 01:31Fucking bastards.
01:31 - 01:34Did they cancel when Brian died?
01:34 - 01:37No, they did not.
01:37 - 01:40And he started the fucking band.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, how can you be so heartless?
01:42 - 01:46Heartless? Where's the precedence for cancelling because of a girlfriend?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they were together for 14 years.
01:48 - 01:5214 years! They weren't even married.
01:53 - 01:5425 years.
01:56 - 01:57For over 25 years I've devoted my life to them.
01:57 - 02:00And this is how they repay me?
02:00 - 02:03By cancelling on me?
02:04 - 02:08Is that what they do to loyal fans?
02:08 - 02:13It was bad enough when Mick Taylor cancelled on me in 2002.
02:14 - 02:16Then again in 2013.
02:17 - 02:21What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
02:27 - 02:29Mick Taylor was coming.
02:30 - 02:34The great Mick Taylor.
02:34 - 02:36They were gonna play Midnight Rambler.
02:41 - 02:42Their blues opera...
02:43 - 02:47...a 10 or 12 minute Rambler with Mick Taylor.
02:48 - 02:53And now you tell me thats not going to happen.
02:54 - 02:56The selfish bitch.
02:56 - 02:59Don't they realise I was taking my first born son?
03:00 - 03:02This was going to be his first concert.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, he'll get to see them one day.
03:14 - 03:16Time Waits For No One. They might have played that.
03:19 - 03:23Or Sway. Track two on Sticky Fingers.
03:25 - 03:26Not now.
03:31 - 03:33Are they going to reschedule?
03:40 - 03:46I don't know what I'll do if they don't reschedule.
03:46 - 03:49What am I going to tell my son?
03:53 - 03:56I have to see them again.