| 00:00 - 00:03 | The situation looks dire |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You're a 1st year Head Coach |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have no clear QB... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...and they have the best DBs around |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Making victory highly unlikely. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about their QB struggles? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely we have the advantage there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Diaz... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Franks... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Franks has improved greatly under Mullen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They call him the quarterback whisperer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay if youre not a fan from FIU or Miami Dade. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Were going to be trounced! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Embarrassingly and epically trounced! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Theres a good chance they serve up a 50 burger. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Gator Twitter will show us no mercy afterward. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Silkk has saved our tweets.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They even have screenshots of our deleted tweets. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The whole nation will be watching this Week 0 game. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its the end of our program! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But I thought Miami was back!?! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That was bullshit! Youre living in the 80s! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Coach Diaz, The New Miami... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My God, youre so delusional! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing has changed. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remember I coached here last year? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The defense that Wisconsin steamrolled!?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You guys are buying the same garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Taggart made us sweat last year! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Were lucky we beat FSU! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can we possibly expect to beat Florida? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mullens play-calling is vastly superior! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And he has endless weapons at WR! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We cant cover them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Theyll always be fresh... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...its hopeless. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Lets not forget Perine, Pierce, and... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...Kadarius Toney! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They gave him a #1 jersey! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Were not ready for what hell add! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This game will be a massacre! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ill help you pawn the Turnover chain. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its okay, though. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It could be worse. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We could be FSU. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least well get 11 on the field |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe theyll implement a mercy rule |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Prepare the Twitter excuses. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And block Silkk from my account. |
