00:00 - 00:03It's been six months since your rifle was listed on NES
00:04 - 00:05It was bumped once
00:05 - 00:07Bumped twice
00:08 - 00:12And bumped again and again
00:12 - 00:15But the only activity was open mocking by a russian named Boris
00:17 - 00:19Don't these idiots know it's Pre-Healy?
00:19 - 00:21That it's a rare, off list opportunity?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28You need to understand....
00:31 - 00:33What that bitch says
00:34 - 00:36it's, it's not law
00:53 - 00:58I've based my retirement off gouging other gun owners
01:13 - 01:15Did you mention that it's a Flobert?
01:15 - 01:17Crafted for gentlemen!
01:18 - 01:23If ammo was still available I'd cap all your asses with it myself
01:25 - 01:28and your girlfriends too
01:29 - 01:31especially the ginger who cries all the time
01:31 - 01:34Do I need to write the ad myself?
01:34 - 01:37Have none of read anything on marketing?
01:37 - 01:40Where is the urgency to buy?
01:40 - 01:42There no urgency...the rifle is fucking useless!
01:42 - 01:46Useless? Even to someone with a range in their parlor?
01:46 - 01:48Read my lips: You can't buy fucking ammo for the rifle
01:48 - 01:52How about cutting back on 8mm and retooling?
01:53 - 01:54You assholes don't need it, all you do is retreat!
01:56 - 01:57What'd you do as a kid, play with dolls? Pussy!
01:57 - 02:00What incentives have you tried?
02:00 - 02:03Maybe a package deal
02:04 - 02:08Some cognac from paris perhaps
02:08 - 02:13Or some of that art we shipped to switzerland
02:14 - 02:16People LOVE a deal
02:17 - 02:21Just to prove you're an idiot, throw in the pedestal sink from your office
02:27 - 02:29Nobody can refuse a good pedestal sink
02:30 - 02:34There's no need to mount it to the walls
02:34 - 02:36It's elegant and the base hides the plumbing
02:41 - 02:42Everyone needs a sink at least
02:43 - 02:47Indoor ranges can be filthy
02:48 - 02:53There's a real need to wash up after 500 rounds
02:54 - 02:56I once fingered my asshole after a range day
02:56 - 02:59Let me tell you, that stung worse than Stalingrad
03:00 - 03:02Worse than when Rommel pissed away N Africa
03:04 - 03:07Suck it up snowflake, Trump is still your President
03:14 - 03:16And yet my rifle sits unsold.....
03:19 - 03:23If I had just a handful of rounds
03:25 - 03:26I'd pump your gut full of lead out of disgust
03:31 - 03:33Do we need to try Armslist?
03:40 - 03:46I don't need those assholes in my life
03:46 - 03:49It's worse than selling rims on craigslist
03:53 - 03:56But I fear it's our last hope