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Bob and Pingu interview
Alpha tries to get inside the head of bob and pingu and work out just what they are thinking.

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00:01 - 00:06Alpha: I'm here with the leaders of the tribe "uni"
00:06 - 00:10Alpha: So walk us through your tactics of this world
00:10 - 00:12Alpha: Help us understand your plans.
00:14 - 00:16Miss Pingu: The first step was recruiting allies
00:16 - 00:19Bob: We allied amazing tribes such as epic
00:19 - 00:21Alpha: Sorry go on.
00:21 - 00:26Bob: Next we made a coalition of tribes against -VS-
00:26 - 00:27Bob: We needed help
00:27 - 00:32Bob: We were scared we would have to fight them on our own
00:32 - 00:35Bob: And TP wouldn't do our dirty work.
00:35 - 00:40...
00:41 - 00:46Alpha: I'm really sorry, please go on
00:46 - 00:50Alpha: So you were secretly allies with TP?
00:50 - 00:54...
00:55 - 00:57Bob: Its not funny, we are going to win anyway
00:58 - 01:00Alpha: I'm sure you'll try your best
01:01 - 01:05Alpha: So what happened to your coalition in the end?
01:05 - 01:11Alpha: How successful at fighting all your wars for you were they?
01:11 - 01:16Miss Pingu: Well they all immediately died unfortunately
01:16 - 01:17Alpha: Mhm
01:17 - 01:20Bob: We didn't know trash players would be trash
01:20 - 01:21...
01:20 - 01:23Bob: We didn't think inactive scrubs
01:23 - 01:25Bob: We didn't think inactive scrubs would die so quickly
01:25 - 01:27Bob: We thought allying everyone would help us win
01:27 - 01:39...
01:39 - 01:43Bob: It didnt work so we changed our tactic
01:43 - 01:44...
01:44 - 01:47Bob: So we tried pushing TP to merge into us as our last hope
01:47 - 01:47Miss Pingu: *visible embarrassment*
01:47 - 01:49...
01:49 - 01:51Bob: We thought they would want to hug like we do
01:51 - 01:54Alpha: Im sorry
01:54 - 01:55Sorry
01:55 - 01:59Sorry. I'm sorry go on
01:58 - 02:04Alpha: So you thought we would want to merge into you, and let you try and stumble into a lucky world win?
02:04 - 02:07Alpha: You though we would want to join a tribe of inactive pp farmers
02:07 - 02:07...
02:09 - 02:14Kalix: Actually with my help we will %100 win the world
02:14 - 02:20Kalix: I'm one of the best players in this world i will lead the way to victory
02:18 - 02:22Bob: Why are you laughing this is a very talented account
02:22 - 02:24Alpha: TALENTED!
02:25 - 02:27Kalix: Locads gone we are good again!
02:27 - 02:29Bob: Its true they're our best account now
02:29 - 02:31Kalix: We are better even than Kid A
02:31 - 02:33Alpha: Better than KID!
02:33 - 02:35Kalix: Its true we are
02:35 - 02:38Alpha: youre not even better than pinky hak hak hak
02:39 - 02:42*Tune in next week to see if kalix is better than kid,
02:42 - 02:44or whats more likely,
02:44 - 02:46they have simply gone inactive again.
02:46 - 02:51Keep following along at home folks, will the most average swedes manage to win this world?
02:51 - 02:54Or will the most competent tribe come out on top?