| 00:01 - 00:06 | Alpha: I'm here with the leaders of the tribe "uni" |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Alpha: So walk us through your tactics of this world |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Alpha: Help us understand your plans. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Miss Pingu: The first step was recruiting allies |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Bob: We allied amazing tribes such as epic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Alpha: Sorry go on. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Bob: Next we made a coalition of tribes against -VS- |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Bob: We needed help |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Bob: We were scared we would have to fight them on our own |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Bob: And TP wouldn't do our dirty work. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | ... |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Alpha: I'm really sorry, please go on |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | Alpha: So you were secretly allies with TP? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | ... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Bob: Its not funny, we are going to win anyway |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Alpha: I'm sure you'll try your best |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Alpha: So what happened to your coalition in the end? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Alpha: How successful at fighting all your wars for you were they? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Miss Pingu: Well they all immediately died unfortunately |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Alpha: Mhm |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Bob: We didn't know trash players would be trash |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | ... |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Bob: We didn't think inactive scrubs |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | Bob: We didn't think inactive scrubs would die so quickly |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Bob: We thought allying everyone would help us win |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | ... |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Bob: It didnt work so we changed our tactic |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | ... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Bob: So we tried pushing TP to merge into us as our last hope |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Miss Pingu: *visible embarrassment* |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ... |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Bob: We thought they would want to hug like we do |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Alpha: Im sorry |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Sorry |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Sorry. I'm sorry go on |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Alpha: So you thought we would want to merge into you, and let you try and stumble into a lucky world win? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Alpha: You though we would want to join a tribe of inactive pp farmers |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | ... |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Kalix: Actually with my help we will %100 win the world |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | Kalix: I'm one of the best players in this world i will lead the way to victory |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Bob: Why are you laughing this is a very talented account |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Alpha: TALENTED! |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Kalix: Locads gone we are good again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bob: Its true they're our best account now |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Kalix: We are better even than Kid A |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Alpha: Better than KID! |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Kalix: Its true we are |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Alpha: youre not even better than pinky hak hak hak |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | *Tune in next week to see if kalix is better than kid, |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | or whats more likely, |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | they have simply gone inactive again. |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Keep following along at home folks, will the most average swedes manage to win this world? |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | Or will the most competent tribe come out on top? |
