| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Widows Sons Scotland Members have voted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its official and theyre splitting into chapters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | North, East & West |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have implemented the Widows Sons Caledonia directive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But so far no one will recognise or charter us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Widows Sons Alliance will charter us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will welcome us with open arms |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eh Boss, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They told us ...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is already a Widows Sons established in Scotland |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There not interested in us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you regret leaving Widows Sons get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do they know who I am |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Without us Widows Sons Scotland was supposed to crumble |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dont their members realise we are the future |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I had a plan to be the new widows sons |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We even got a stupid plaque made |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its sitting in that god damn hotel, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We lasted one week, One bloody week |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We still have the stolen souls option |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I want to be a widows son, not a robbed sandal |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it sounds bad ass |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Were supposed to be bloody masons |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Were not supposed to be bad ass |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Whose ever going to respect us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We cant even be Widows Sons now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Stolen Souls, sounds like a 70s barbershop quartet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No more National Rallies or branding's |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'll be excluded from all Widows Sons stuff now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck have we done |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should never have listened to you morons |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Only a handful of sons left with us, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And no one really worried we left |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are getting stronger by the day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its not fair |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Whose going to want to be a stolen sandal ? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How long until guys start leaving us and rejoining them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well be a laughing stock for ever |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shortest lived club in the history of clubs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And were left being called stolen souls |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, Im sure women will be allowed out with them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Were fucked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Would you rather be a Widows Son or Stolen Sandal ? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's obvious isn't it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do you think they'll take us back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or maybe take pity and let us tag along with them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To their events and ride out's, pretend were widows sons ! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Were really screwed now arent we ! |
