| 00:00 - 00:03 | Blandfordistan is a landlocked country |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has internetz |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with multiple public access points |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | dotted around this area which enables us to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | build a picture and pattern of life for these lizards |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | did you use NANO or VIM? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Curtis used... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Is this actually relevant in any way? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The important things is getting collect |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Barber, Vivas, Scotty, and Ros leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING IN THE YEAR? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A WHOLE YEAR OF QUALITY TRAINING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | PEOPLE IN 245 WOULD GIVE THEIR KIDNEYS JUST TO SIT IN THIS ROOM |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Curtis, don't lie to that phase 2 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You aren't a Junior Commander |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You wouldn't be 2IC in a two man team |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Henry, Your coffee jokes are as funny as Curtis' chances |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITH MADDY FUCKING DODDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | This really isn't relevant to the survey |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll tell you what is relevant, going through data until 9pm |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I think I want to leave this troop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Craig, you can't even get MDed properly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How many disciplinary actions do you want to take to the med board? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're meant to be switched on blokes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But you constantly forget things |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | which weren't taught to you in the first place |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why aren't you anticipating the random shit we throw at you? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's times like this that I actually miss Coley, and Ollie Brown |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least noone had any expectations from those fucking morons |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but you cunts have received the best education possible, with the best equipment available |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And to think we are going to load you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On the mystery QA course designed by myself and at least one real teacher |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | and all I ask is for you to put your actual lives on hold |
| 02:40 - 02:43 | And it will definitely be a success |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You will learn ALL THE FUCKING CYBER YOU NEED to take part on more exercises such as this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You really disappoint me with your attitudes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We even promised to get rid of Gaz |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But that wasn't enough for you cunts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like you don't even enjoy being in the Army |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he IS a junior commander |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | if we can't do a basic exercise run by us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How do you think it will go with actual, real units? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who's fault? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 640 is falling apart |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This could have been such an amazing reporting moment for all of the seniors |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But you had to ruin it because of your attitudes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and that you aren't psychic |
