| 00:00 - 00:05 | So rumour has it the Captain's were at Cactus Club for the JRMGC draft |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They had just placed their beer order, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | fending super hot babes away like crazy |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then Captain Irwin puffs up his chest and says... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "I take Droppo, Number 1 pick" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Droppo |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Droppo! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Droppo 8 handicap number 1 pick! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Yikes! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Irwin said when he's on, he's on. His strength comes from the inside. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Sometimes he's a really good golfer. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Sometimes he forgets the 1 in front of his handicap. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then get a hold of this! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | His next draft? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He picks Mandryk! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I know! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | He's tall... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Too tall |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Can't touch the ground with a golf club |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | What was Irwin thinking? Is he trying to lose on purpose? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Throwing away early picks! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "Here's my dumpster fire of a team" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then Aiello was up |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He looked serious |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Like his team is definitely going to win |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He's probably not wrong after Irwin's picks |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | There isn't much competition this year |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Aiello picked Chuck and Kohn, they will streamroll whoever.. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | flattened, goodbye. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Not fair. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "Thanks for showing up... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...nice match" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Irwin thinks his low handicap player Radetzky will hold them off |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | The guys a player but common.. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | he won't be able to carry Irwin all weekend! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "I heard he's getting married" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, in September. That's all Irwin will have on his mind. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He won't have the mental focus to make a 3 foot putt!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Let alone lead his team. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Poor bastard. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What do you think about Aiello's team? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They are absolute weapons, not a worry about a single one of them. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They are going to kick ass and it will be fun to watch. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I think every good sports journalist following this knows that. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Seriously, what do you think? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It's the 9th annual JRMGC! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I just want to see some good golf and entertainment. |
