| 00:00 - 00:01 | Lucky its my birthday...Lets eat cake! |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone has gathered to wish you Happy Birthday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Why? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I told everyone to meet here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are all really excited |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To be honest you have a birthday every year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I thought I told you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | NO BIRTHDAY'S |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But....but |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We said no to MAFS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And you have hair. Pretty Hair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We knew the rules |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You deliberately disobeyed my orders |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Thilini.....where is she????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She makes me so mad!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then there is that Dryden kid |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Most people are happy when its their birthday |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Johnny will hunt you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If Dryden tells a Dad joke |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I might lose my marbles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dryden please don't |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Not even a Collingwood joke? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You know you're a Collingwood supporter when |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You think 'loaded dishwasher' |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | means your wife is drunk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ha ha....that was a good one |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you want to see me explode? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I know that was funny...but really |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | At my age.....i can't handle the constant bad jokes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't believe he went there |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have a hit list |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am not afraid to execute people |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I dare anyone to stop me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mark turn the other way |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Damn it....where is my pen |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Did you take his pen? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I loved that pen |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I think it was Filiz |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She has always liked your pen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Anthony find my pen |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOW |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I took the pen. There is no ink left |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am not too sure what is worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Losing my pen or Dryden's jokes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Next thing you will |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | tell me is woman can vote |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We give them a kitchen |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and a god damn laundry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and they want more |
