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John's Birthday
In a far far away land there was a baby born. He was named John

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00:00 - 00:01Lucky its my birthday...Lets eat cake!
00:00 - 00:03Everyone has gathered to wish you Happy Birthday
00:04 - 00:05Why?
00:05 - 00:07I told everyone to meet here
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they are all really excited
00:12 - 00:15To be honest you have a birthday every year
00:17 - 00:19I thought I told you
00:19 - 00:21NO BIRTHDAY'S
00:24 - 00:26But....but
00:27 - 00:28We said no to MAFS
00:31 - 00:33And you have hair. Pretty Hair
00:34 - 00:36We knew the rules
00:53 - 00:58You deliberately disobeyed my orders
01:13 - 01:15Thilini.....where is she?????
01:15 - 01:17She makes me so mad!!
01:18 - 01:23Then there is that Dryden kid
01:25 - 01:28Most people are happy when it’s their birthday
01:29 - 01:31Johnny will hunt you
01:31 - 01:34If Dryden tells a Dad joke
01:34 - 01:37I might lose my marbles
01:37 - 01:40Dryden please don't
01:40 - 01:42Not even a Collingwood joke?
01:42 - 01:46You know you're a Collingwood supporter when
01:46 - 01:48You think 'loaded dishwasher'
01:48 - 01:52means your wife is drunk
01:53 - 01:54ha ha....that was a good one
01:56 - 01:57Do you want to see me explode?
01:57 - 02:00I know that was funny...but really
02:00 - 02:03At my age.....i can't handle the constant bad jokes
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13I can't believe he went there
02:14 - 02:16I have a hit list
02:17 - 02:21I am not afraid to execute people
02:27 - 02:29I dare anyone to stop me
02:30 - 02:34Mark turn the other way
02:34 - 02:36Damn it....where is my pen
02:41 - 02:42Did you take his pen?
02:43 - 02:47I loved that pen
02:48 - 02:53I think it was Filiz
02:54 - 02:56She has always liked your pen
02:56 - 02:59Anthony find my pen
03:00 - 03:02NOW
03:04 - 03:07I took the pen. There is no ink left
03:14 - 03:16I am not too sure what is worse
03:19 - 03:23Losing my pen or Dryden's jokes
03:25 - 03:26Next thing you will
03:31 - 03:33tell me is woman can vote
03:40 - 03:46We give them a kitchen
03:46 - 03:49and a god damn laundry
03:53 - 03:56and they want more