| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jon Cooper: After beating Columbus our plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | was to move to the second round. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Unfortunately, they proved to be a tougher beast |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | than expected, and exploited our |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | lack of offensive scoring opportunities. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tampa Fan: It's fine, the sharps in Vegas |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have us winning the cup anyway. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pierre: You've just been swept. Columbus fans |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even attempted to bring brooms to the arena. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you support the Caps, Leafs, or Bruins, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We won the fucking president's trophy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The team that tied the most wins ever in NHL HISTORY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you are telling me, we just got swept |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | by the fucking Blue Jackets?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you realize, they've never won a playoff series? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | In their entire godforsaken franchise history! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention they are from COLUMBUS. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Twin: Sir, my initial statistical models-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about models! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Vasilevskiy should have been a brick wall |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well that didn't exactly happen, did it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen our roster?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you realize, we have the same number |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of playoff wins as the Ottawa Senators? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their season ended in fucking November! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now, I have to sit through this... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...entire postseason with my dick in my hand! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is fucking pathetic! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bettman couldn't even help with some calls to at least get us a few games! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nikita Kucherov... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Steven Stamkos...I DEFENDED him from being called overrated, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and he just proved everyone right. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Overrated... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And don't even get me started on being called "New York Rangers South!" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You would think that pillaging a team's "stars" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | would do something for depth. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no, a team with the least talented |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Captain in the league fucking beat us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | McDonagh to Girardi: It's ok you're still a star. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't even name a player on Columbus |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Riley Nash? Guy was all over us the entire way. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Embarrassing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now its all over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im hopping on the Leafs bandwagon and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Mitch Marner is actually my father. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Auston Matthews has the quickest release in the league. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | go leafs :( |
