Jon Cooper: After beating Columbus our plan
was to move to the second round.
Unfortunately, they proved to be a tougher beast
than expected, and exploited our
lack of offensive scoring opportunities.
Tampa Fan: It's fine, the sharps in Vegas
have us winning the cup anyway.
Pierre: You've just been swept. Columbus fans
even attempted to bring brooms to the arena.
If you support the Caps, Leafs, or Bruins, leave.
We won the fucking president's trophy!
THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY
The team that tied the most wins ever in NHL HISTORY
And you are telling me, we just got swept
by the fucking Blue Jackets?!?!
Do you realize, they've never won a playoff series?
In their entire godforsaken franchise history!
Not to mention they are from COLUMBUS.
Twin: Sir, my initial statistical models--
I don't give a fuck about models!
Vasilevskiy should have been a brick wall
Well that didn't exactly happen, did it?
Have you seen our roster??
Do you realize, we have the same number
of playoff wins as the Ottawa Senators?
Their season ended in fucking November!
And now, I have to sit through this...
...entire postseason with my dick in my hand!
It is fucking pathetic!
Bettman couldn't even help with some calls to at least get us a few games!
Steven Stamkos...I DEFENDED him from being called overrated,
and he just proved everyone right.
And don't even get me started on being called "New York Rangers South!"
You would think that pillaging a team's "stars"
would do something for depth.
But no, a team with the least talented
Captain in the league fucking beat us!
McDonagh to Girardi: It's ok you're still a star.
I can't even name a player on Columbus
Riley Nash? Guy was all over us the entire way.
Now its all over.
Im hopping on the Leafs bandwagon and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Mitch Marner is actually my father.
Auston Matthews has the quickest release in the league.
go leafs :(