00:00 - 00:03Jon Cooper: After beating Columbus our plan
00:04 - 00:05was to move to the second round.
00:05 - 00:07Unfortunately, they proved to be a tougher beast
00:08 - 00:12than expected, and exploited our
00:12 - 00:15lack of offensive scoring opportunities.
00:17 - 00:19Tampa Fan: It's fine, the sharps in Vegas
00:19 - 00:21have us winning the cup anyway.
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33Pierre: You've just been swept. Columbus fans
00:34 - 00:36even attempted to bring brooms to the arena.
00:53 - 00:58If you support the Caps, Leafs, or Bruins, leave.
01:13 - 01:15We won the fucking president's trophy!
01:15 - 01:17THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY
01:18 - 01:23The team that tied the most wins ever in NHL HISTORY
01:25 - 01:28And you are telling me, we just got swept
01:29 - 01:31by the fucking Blue Jackets?!?!
01:31 - 01:34Do you realize, they've never won a playoff series?
01:34 - 01:37In their entire godforsaken franchise history!
01:37 - 01:40Not to mention they are from COLUMBUS.
01:40 - 01:42Twin: Sir, my initial statistical models--
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a fuck about models!
01:46 - 01:48Vasilevskiy should have been a brick wall
01:48 - 01:52Well that didn't exactly happen, did it?
01:53 - 01:54Have you seen our roster??
01:56 - 01:57Do you realize, we have the same number
01:57 - 02:00of playoff wins as the Ottawa Senators?
02:00 - 02:03Their season ended in fucking November!
02:04 - 02:08And now, I have to sit through this...
02:08 - 02:13...entire postseason with my dick in my hand!
02:14 - 02:16It is fucking pathetic!
02:17 - 02:21Bettman couldn't even help with some calls to at least get us a few games!
02:27 - 02:29Nikita Kucherov...
02:30 - 02:34Steven Stamkos...I DEFENDED him from being called overrated,
02:34 - 02:36and he just proved everyone right.
02:41 - 02:42Overrated...
02:43 - 02:47And don't even get me started on being called "New York Rangers South!"
02:48 - 02:53You would think that pillaging a team's "stars"
02:54 - 02:56would do something for depth.
02:56 - 02:59But no, a team with the least talented
03:00 - 03:02Captain in the league fucking beat us!
03:04 - 03:07McDonagh to Girardi: It's ok you're still a star.
03:14 - 03:16I can't even name a player on Columbus
03:19 - 03:23Riley Nash? Guy was all over us the entire way.
03:25 - 03:26Embarrassing.
03:31 - 03:33Now its all over.
03:40 - 03:46Im hopping on the Leafs bandwagon and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Mitch Marner is actually my father.
03:46 - 03:49Auston Matthews has the quickest release in the league.
03:53 - 03:56go leafs :(