HEY HEY BRUH...you hear about that crazy congresswoman AOC?!?!
She wants to ban cow FARTS and motherf***ing airplanes!!
WHAT? You're f****ing with me, right?
Bitch said, " get rid of farting cows and airplanes" and that's a f****ing quote!
Wait...like I literally fart all day long?
You're F****ED dude, I just poop a lot.
I am F*CKED
You better just hold that sh*t in for now bruh!
F*** That! I'm pointing my finger at you when I go crop dusting.
F*** THAT! I'm sending that crazy bitch your way. FART BOY...right over there!
I just farted.....