Sir we've had another injury reported
Its a guy from the IT Department
Working just here - in Unit 5
He was checking a label printer error
Stood up and banged his head on some racking - just here
Wait, wait, wait
If he was wearing his PPE, how did this happen?
He's from IT
He wasnt wearing a hard hat
The man is an imbecile
Anyone who has already presented at the weekly meeting can leave
We provide training
We provide PPE
We have a weekly health and safety meeting
And still this #@!* happens
Is it too many superhero movies?
What are we? The IT Avengers?
Even Ironman wore his PPE
But oh no - "I work in an office, I dont need safety equipment"
Sir, you just cant teach stupid
Well we need to find a way
Sir, I dont think..
You dont think, they dont think, thats the problem
No-one is thinking
back injuries, twisted ankles,
cuts, burns, electrical shocks, eye damage
Completely avoidable by using safe working practices
and using the safety equipment provided wherever you are on site and whichever department you work in
Am I the only one that cares?
I need everyone fit and well for War Thunder Thursday
We nearly won last week. We were so close
But we need a full team
How are we supposed to win and take over the world
with a team decimated by injuries we caused to ourselves?
We must do better
No more near misses, no more LTAs
From now on we eat with our PPE, we sleep with our PPE
No dear, thats not what he meant
If they cant do it for work
If they cant do it for themselves
for War Thunder Thursday
The let the word go out to all members of the IT Department
When it comes to wearing PPE
Do it for the fuehrer