| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we've had another injury reported |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its a guy from the IT Department |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Working just here - in Unit 5 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He was checking a label printer error |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Stood up and banged his head on some racking - just here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wait, wait, wait |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | If he was wearing his PPE, how did this happen? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's from IT |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He wasnt wearing a hard hat |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The man is an imbecile |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has already presented at the weekly meeting can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We provide training |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We provide PPE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have a weekly health and safety meeting |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And still this #@!* happens |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is it too many superhero movies? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What are we? The IT Avengers? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even Ironman wore his PPE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But oh no - "I work in an office, I dont need safety equipment" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you just cant teach stupid |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well we need to find a way |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I dont think.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You dont think, they dont think, thats the problem |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No-one is thinking |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | slips, falls, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | back injuries, twisted ankles, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | cuts, burns, electrical shocks, eye damage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Completely avoidable by using safe working practices |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and using the safety equipment provided wherever you are on site and whichever department you work in |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Am I the only one that cares? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need everyone fit and well for War Thunder Thursday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every Thursday! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We nearly won last week. We were so close |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But we need a full team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No excuses |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How are we supposed to win and take over the world |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with a team decimated by injuries we caused to ourselves? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must do better |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more near misses, no more LTAs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | From now on we eat with our PPE, we sleep with our PPE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No dear, thats not what he meant |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If they cant do it for work |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If they cant do it for themselves |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or even |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for War Thunder Thursday |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The let the word go out to all members of the IT Department |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When it comes to wearing PPE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do it for the fuehrer |
