| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have tracked down the man that unfriended you on facebook. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His name is John Chenoweth, We believe he is hiding in Cambridge, IL. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is living with Justin and Traci Richardson. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Do you wish to have him arrested for crimes against you glorious leader. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He cannot escape without his license, I will collect him tomorrow. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He is trapped |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He cannot escape without his license, I will collect him tomorrow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we believe.. that he has his license back |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he may be driving his Red Fury as we speak. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that is friends with John on facebook, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you know what this means! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The streets will never be safe! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the Tea Party. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is a maniac, he will kill us all! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can set up road blocks on every street. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He will be impossible to catch! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about an atomic bomb? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He is faster than the speed of light! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They say he was banned from nascar for driving too fast. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You danm moron! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Kill us all! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To let one man get away! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He would be laughing at our corpses! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is the most traumatic day of my life! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Besides the day I learned Santa wasn't real! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We had him in our grasp! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing can stop this mad man! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wanted to drive the Red Fury! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He will rule us all! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If he leaves Cambridge, he could impregnate the rest of the world! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I wanted to have his baby |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If only I had a time machine. I could go back and stop the judge. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | maybe go back and clone his DNA |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | When he was born |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And raise him as my own |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | An army of John's would be impressive |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We could have ruled the world together |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If only he joined me |
