| 00:00 - 00:03 | On Friday night's 6pm game, Titans vs Panthers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A penalty try was awarded to the TItans |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As we can see here on capture it was entered as a normal try |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | On this game we had Eddie Webeck, Jimmy Bobson and The Flying Dutchman capturing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tommy Lloyd was the bunker manager, and didn't check to see if the try had been entered correctly |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, Eddie is a good keyboarder |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He knows what's going on. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | General Manager. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Eddie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Eddie entered the try as a normal try. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He should have done penalty try. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to drink out of the sharkies cup, leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking Eddie Webeck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He needs to stop watching the fucking game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh for fuck sake why did we sack Dave |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should have persisted with him a bit more |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All the keyboarders we have now are complete wankers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They come in and kick the fucking ball around. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of them can find the fucking intercept button. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But General Manager, we have Cameron Lloyd coming through the ranks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's the fucking worst of the lot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | General manager, he's the younger brother of Tommy Lloyd |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you dare mention that pommy bastards name in front of me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's the biggest wanker of the lot. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We don't have any good graphicals, it's disgraceful |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They're more concerned about supercoach than plotting the fucking dots. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Especially Johnny T and Tom Losco |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't get me started on the callers. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Their player recognition is fucking terrible and they can't keep up with play. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard it can be to distinguish Paasi and Pulu I'll never know. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Brooks and Thompson I can understand but sometimes they just take the piss |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They need to be more like me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've called origins, grand finals and test matches. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the best damn caller this company has. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But the flying dutchman. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The fact that he thinks he's a better caller than me just makes my piss boil. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Tom Losco can barely run a pizza shop, let alone call. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Though I'll admit Triple P is a fucking good caller. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'm still the best caller in this business. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was even better than shaky Nathan |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I'm sure the sharkies cup is clean. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think it's time to put out a new job advertisement. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But no cunt fucking applies. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Eshy boy, will be back soon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And when he is, he will tear you all a new asshole. The shenanigans will be over. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is until he drinks from the sharkies cup. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God I hope my Eels cup is okay. |
