| 00:01 - 00:07 | Today in the Kernmagne Realm! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Two days ago we reported on the Archudke giving the Realmsmarshal 2 days to implement his plan on the armed forces. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Today the Realmsmarshal has decided to go with Lavo and do not let Jon have any influence over the army. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Archduke Jon informed Kernsieg. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | When he heard the news he grabbed his lube. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | While vigorously penetrating the Realmsmarshal's asshole the realmsmarshal begged for mercy. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | As Kernsieg stopped spreading his checks he let the Realmsmarshal up. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | When he did so the Realmsmarshal said... |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | "Grab me some ICED WATER BITCH". |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Following this Kernsieg took out his Weebly and finished the Realmsmarshal. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | As the realmsmarshal hangs from the capital with a 8in asshole. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | MarcusCrusoe is our new Realmsmarshal! |
