| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are several ways to token Berlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Neusser Eisenbahn can link here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Bremische Hafeneisenbahn comes in the North |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the East can be linked by the Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Kahrlshorst. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once we upgrade to grey, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | there'll be room for them all. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Berlin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Berlin does not upgrade past brown. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There won't be room for three stations. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people will stay here; Tresham, Dixon, Ohley and Lehman |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | GOD DAMN IT TO HELL!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not even an ubermensch could remember all of this crap! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every new game, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you change all the bloody rules! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You've taken invention to excess |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and created a mishmash that no-one could possibly keep straight! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You need to pull all your heads out of your bottoms! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer. These games are a subtle blend of network building and investment. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BALLS! Carcassonne and Stock Ticker had a baby! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer! If you just have another try... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'd rather spend time playing crayon rails. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all too much! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Operating rounds and stock rounds! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Which are player turns and corporation turns. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Phase changes and and trains rusting! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Certificate limits, ownership limits and open market limits! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Full dividend payouts, half pays and withholding! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all so bloody confusing. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well you know who could design a better capitalism game? It's Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just when I've learned a game... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You put in a change. A change that screws me up. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and leaves me totally lost. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What I want... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want a game where I can build an empire of rail across the country. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And match wits with the titans of Wall Street. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And do it in two hours. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you think I don't have a day job? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | An eight hour slog isn't exactly fun! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. We still have Age of Steam. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I tried the Winsome games. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Chicago Express isn't so bad. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's short. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One of you take my credit card and go online to BoardGameBlitz.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | See what Ticket To Ride titles they have in stock. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hear Marklin is good. |
