| 00:00 - 00:05 | I need to tell the story, a legendary story of crime... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the man called Trump |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | A VERY bad man! Deplorable. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Is what the MSM tell me. A racist... a bigot... a disgusting man. Very unpresidential! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And HE'S A RUSSIAN AGENT! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | You know? |
| 00:24 - 00:31 | UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | OH WAIT, OH WAIT! SHIT! LISTEN! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | So dumb... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So, he can't drink water right? And he can't read? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But he's a freaking super spy?! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And ALL of his children were somehow involved? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They talked about hooker pee! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | RUSSIAN HOOKER PEE! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | What the fuck is wrong with them?! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Can you believe this shit?! They did!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | What the fuck??!? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You caught him red-handed! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Fixing the economy, improving security, |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Streamlining trade deals, pulling out of wars... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | What a MONSTER?! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | PRISON REFORM?! And an embassy in Jerusalem?! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But stop, let's get serious. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | This man is dangerous. And racist. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He says mean things sometimes. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And it hurts people's feel-feels. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'M SORRY! I just can't! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Now Mueller isn't even indicting anyone. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And they wasted 2 years... 24/7... talking about Russia! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The best part? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The absolute best? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We knew the whole time!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We tried to tell these people that the news was FAKE! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But they INSISTED that the collusion was real... and that Trump won the 2016 election care of Russia!!! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Wait - really? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | You bet your hairy ass! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They don't even know the STORM is here! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They are so fucked! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | This makes me think of the flood of liberal tears coming... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | People still believe this? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, they are exceptionally gullible and have been effectively brainwashed. Sad really. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But they are so damn annoying!! WHO CARES!?! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Stupid as a raw potato |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It's our turn now! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Justice is coming! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL! 5:5 |
