00:00 - 00:03We've plotted a course for your new 12C spider
00:04 - 00:05You will be able to get some miles in
00:05 - 00:07and be able to run open top from here to here.
00:08 - 00:12We think you will get all of the break in
00:12 - 00:15miles done, and be able to really drive.
00:17 - 00:19It is so great having taken delivery on
00:19 - 00:21McLaren's newest 12C
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28McLaren...
00:31 - 00:33has announced a new model.
00:34 - 00:36It looks like a revised 12C.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has swipe doors, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you f#cking kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17I just took delivery on my Spider
01:18 - 01:23Couldn't they make a track special like everyone else in the business?
01:25 - 01:28Add some carbon. Give it some cool paint?
01:29 - 01:31These cars only need to look fast.
01:31 - 01:34First they get the whole world jacked up
01:34 - 01:37with the 6:33 ring time and then
01:37 - 01:40decide it is too dangerous to drive a sports car fast on a race track.
01:40 - 01:42They released a cool video
01:42 - 01:46A f#ckng video? Are they selling aftershave to teenagers?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, Chris Harris loved the P1 in his review.
01:48 - 01:52Chris Harris can drift for his Internet fan-boys,
01:53 - 01:54but I am a customer.
01:56 - 01:57I signed up McLaren when the world economy
01:57 - 02:00was in the sh*tter, and no one was buying anything.
02:00 - 02:03My friends said buy a Ferrari,
02:04 - 02:08but I believed in Ron and his f#cking
02:08 - 02:13cracked tile not matching bullsh#t.
02:14 - 02:16Did they really have to change the front of the car to match the P1?
02:17 - 02:21Now my Spider looks like it was made in the 1970's
02:27 - 02:29And the P13? That will be the end of the 12C for sure.
02:30 - 02:34It will have the new family look, and they'll have to make it fast to beat the TT.
02:34 - 02:36I don't care that the 12C is still brilliant. McLaren made it old.
02:41 - 02:42Ferrari and Porsche figured out
02:43 - 02:47how to add models without killing their customers. I ignored the IRIS fiasco.
02:48 - 02:53They took away the swipe doors, and I accepted it. But this is asking too much.
02:54 - 02:56They singlehandedly made the 12C the old McLaren.
02:56 - 02:59Who wants to drive the old McLaren?
03:00 - 03:02They've missed the point of the whole category--to have the latest.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Shmee just bought his car. And he's a super car insider.
03:14 - 03:16I can't sell the thing. It won't even trade straight up for a 911.
03:19 - 03:23Maybe the F1 season will turn things around.
03:25 - 03:26And the 12C will become a classic.
03:31 - 03:33It really is pretty rare.
03:40 - 03:46And even without the swipe doors it is still pretty cool.
03:46 - 03:49I just need to stay cool...
03:53 - 03:56and definitely not read McLaren Life for a while.