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Hitler learns about the 650S
We've plotted a course for your new 12C spider You will be able to get some miles in and be able to run open top from here to here. We think you will get all of the break in miles done, and be able to really drive. It is so great having taken delivery on

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00:00 - 00:03We've plotted a course for your new 12C spider
00:04 - 00:05You will be able to get some miles in
00:05 - 00:07and be able to run open top from here to here.
00:08 - 00:12We think you will get all of the break in
00:12 - 00:15miles done, and be able to really drive.
00:17 - 00:19It is so great having taken delivery on
00:19 - 00:21McLaren's newest 12C
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28McLaren...
00:31 - 00:33has announced a new model.
00:34 - 00:36It looks like a revised 12C.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has swipe doors, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you f#cking kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17I just took delivery on my Spider
01:18 - 01:23Couldn't they make a track special like everyone else in the business?
01:25 - 01:28Add some carbon. Give it some cool paint?
01:29 - 01:31These cars only need to look fast.
01:31 - 01:34First they get the whole world jacked up
01:34 - 01:37with the 6:33 ring time and then
01:37 - 01:40decide it is too dangerous to drive a sports car fast on a race track.
01:40 - 01:42They released a cool video
01:42 - 01:46A f#ckng video? Are they selling aftershave to teenagers?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, Chris Harris loved the P1 in his review.
01:48 - 01:52Chris Harris can drift for his Internet fan-boys,
01:53 - 01:54but I am a customer.
01:56 - 01:57I signed up McLaren when the world economy
01:57 - 02:00was in the sh*tter, and no one was buying anything.
02:00 - 02:03My friends said buy a Ferrari,
02:04 - 02:08but I believed in Ron and his f#cking
02:08 - 02:13cracked tile not matching bullsh#t.
02:14 - 02:16Did they really have to change the front of the car to match the P1?
02:17 - 02:21Now my Spider looks like it was made in the 1970's
02:27 - 02:29And the P13? That will be the end of the 12C for sure.
02:30 - 02:34It will have the new family look, and they'll have to make it fast to beat the TT.
02:34 - 02:36I don't care that the 12C is still brilliant. McLaren made it old.
02:41 - 02:42Ferrari and Porsche figured out
02:43 - 02:47how to add models without killing their customers. I ignored the IRIS fiasco.
02:48 - 02:53They took away the swipe doors, and I accepted it. But this is asking too much.
02:54 - 02:56They singlehandedly made the 12C the old McLaren.
02:56 - 02:59Who wants to drive the old McLaren?
03:00 - 03:02They've missed the point of the whole category--to have the latest.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Shmee just bought his car. And he's a super car insider.
03:14 - 03:16I can't sell the thing. It won't even trade straight up for a 911.
03:19 - 03:23Maybe the F1 season will turn things around.
03:25 - 03:26And the 12C will become a classic.
03:31 - 03:33It really is pretty rare.
03:40 - 03:46And even without the swipe doors it is still pretty cool.
03:46 - 03:49I just need to stay cool...
03:53 - 03:56and definitely not read McLaren Life for a while.