I had to learn SQL. These kids should too.
Deal with it.
(omg sooo depressed)
How is your night going?
Pretty bad actually.
I just heard that I have to learn SQL.
What do you mean?
SQL. A godawful language from the Stone Age.
I mean, it's super powerful, but...
Have you ever tried to run a nested query?
Or read up on lexical ordering?
Why does SELECT always come before GROUP BY?
It makes no sense. Haven't they heard of the pipe?
You don't need to learn SQL.
Just use dplyr.
dplyr? As in the tidyverse?
Yes! It works automatically.