| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Special Prosecutor has released his report to the public. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your poll numbers are down to 20% approval... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | among Republicans. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The VP has convened the Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the House has passed Articles of Impeachment. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mitch and the Senate |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will have it all taken care of. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My President... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Senator... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Senator McConnell doesn't have enough votes to acquit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Several angry Senators are in revolt. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people stay in the room: Sarah, Rudy, Miller, and Bannon. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this bullshit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Mitch was supposed to back me up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are you disloyal people, not doing as I say? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what comes of my hard work? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My minions have lied to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has lied to me, even Wikileaks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of you, the MAGA-hats, are nothing but a bunch of |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | n*ggers, sp*cs, and k*kes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My President, the white men have trolled for you... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are FAKE NEWS and LOW INTELLIGENCE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My President, what you say is monstrous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My father always said we were better than the rest of you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We knew the Art of the Deal! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think you're so elite and fancy... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...because you stayed awake in school... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...and read books and magazines! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years, the elitists held me back! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Washington put every conceivable obstacle in my way! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have listened to Vladimir.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and purged the Republican leadership, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't have a fancy education. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And yet, on my first try, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I got myself elected president! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All of you, disloyal! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the start I've been betrayed and lied to! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a tremendous betrayal of me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all of you disloyal scum will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'll pay for failing me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't expect any pardons! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Kelly-Ann, he still thinks you're hot. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My tremendous genius is ignored! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to Make America Great Again this way. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's it then. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Wall... is fallen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you believe that I'll go to jail, you're wrong! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather go into exile in Moscow! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the hell out of here. |
