| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Michael Has been doing Jacobs Ladder |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He said he had outdone you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this time, this time and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He said you should give up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That there in no viable way to win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I have been making strides |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can do almost 4 minutes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Josh Skinner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Michael can do... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | some say over 30 minutes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you are on a jacobs ladder 2... |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Jacobs Ladder 2 is the home model |
| 00:54 - 00:56 | in laymen's terms |
| 00:56 - 00:57 | its the same thing! |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | Get out. Except you 3 |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you mean to tell me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that i have been doing jacobs ladder |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | on a inferior machine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | that has polyurethane |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | rather than maple rungs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's only 27.25 " |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | instead of the 31.25" wide |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can my feeble legs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, your legs are not feeble.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My legs are little twigs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps a treadmill..... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | TREADMILL!!! TREADMILL!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am nothing without Jacob's Ladder. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am using jacobs ladder 2 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | not 1, like I should be using |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am so weak and puny |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | there is almost no point in me trying |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will never get over 4 minutes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how could I ever get to 1000 feet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Michael is a god amongst men |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am just josh |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i will try and try |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i pretend to be sttrrrronngggg |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now every one will know |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am a weak little man baby |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | who cant do jacobs ladder |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | maybe we should just give up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Give up on Jacob's Ladder |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | what point is there, I failed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Maypop |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to be like Mike |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought I could do Jacobs ladder |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But I cant |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you know the saying |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | when you're doing Jacobs Ladder |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and you feel it near your bladder |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | diarrhea, diarrhea. |
