| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good evening, comrades of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | And now, glorious news from the United States of America! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Today, US President Donald Trump continued to remodel the United States |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | in the image of our workers' paradise! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Following the advice of our own Supreme Leader |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Comrade Trump declared a state of emergency |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | against the decadent enemies of his people, |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | the U.S. Congress, Supreme Court, and Constitution! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | May Comrade Trump do for the United States |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | What the glorious Kim Bloodline has done for Korea! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Good night! And may you have some food to eat! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | ...even just a little bit of food |
