| 00:00 - 00:03 | TALH students have begun planning their prom in earnest. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our invasion has met with little resistance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For most of the new ideas don't seem very popular. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, the old ideas are all a bust, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the newly-arisen Arabian Night threat has been subdued. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just keep the fandoms out of this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are the last thing we need right now. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have suggested we imitate Harry Potter. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are rallying support to rival our own. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't seen the books, the movies, or even fan fictions: leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Imitating a worldwide icon, yet hoping to keep it their own? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I predicted this, but no one would listen! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We'll have a dance of wizard's duels? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We couldn't even be fighting a happy fandom. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The author killed most of the good ones in the last book! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What kind of a party can come from that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they've suggested that the Yule Ball would be... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course they would! They want guys cross-dressing at their party again! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, many of the students here are fans. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Harry Potter may have fans, but we have patriots! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't you see? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's the same old story: |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Let's celebrate our fandom!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Let's just be sure to do it obtrusively!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We've worked too hard for too long for this. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We've waited for the perfect moment to present our plan, and we cannot be beaten! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This world needs a political prom, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And not from politicians like Obama, Cornelius Fudge, or that fool Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only they had all seen The Producers. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They'd know just how amazing our dances are! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How both our bullets and our ballets are robust! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of these fandoms running around controlling social media. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's not like there's anything wrong with a healthy, home-grown, socialist dance. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's like they're scared of us. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't feel guilty; Frozen didn't get many votes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think we've been left with one choice. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm afraid victory cannot be assured unless we utilize... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... a meme. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A funny video might gain support. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have my best men spoofing one of those viral YouTube videos for our purposes now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We just may trump J.K. Rowling in this struggle. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
