The impact reports are all disasters we told him
The impact on German cars is all that counts..
They will beg us to keep free trade open for German industry
They will give us access to the Single market and well save a fortune..
It will be the easiest deal in human history..
He thought he could deal directly with Germany not Brussels
Barnier had the Croatian and Canadian deals.. had to be carried in by two people..
Four Hardened negotiators...Davis had nothing..
He thought his brain was enough...
They massacred him..
He agreed to everything
Every fucking thing....
He agreed to so much..
He had to borrow extra paper
.. to write it all fucking down
Big fuckin smiley head on him...
Not a clue what was going on...
Gone after four meetings..
Nothing left to agree to....in comes Raab
The guy acts all tough,,,,
"We have work to do Michel" he said
He was all fucking serious
He started going on lecture tours
Is more important than I thought
That's because Britain has a peculiar geography, its a
Surrounded by water
For efficient trading
we have to put stuff in boats..
He signed the fucking deal with the EU..And resigned in protest the next day
In protest over his own fucking deal
His own deal?
His own deal
thought it was shit
I wish that was the fucking worst of it
Was there worse than that.?
Fuck yeah...they voted down the deal they negotiated by a record amount
..they had been secretly preparing for no deal along...hired shipping companys
Paid millions to them..one problem
They didn't own any boats
And the docks were for hovercraft
This will hurt you more than us they said