Hitler v Brexit
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Hitler consults with his generals over Theresa Mays Brexit deal vote.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The vote is taking place as we speak. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our Remainer troops are in position |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the Parliamentary Reisfuhrer is on our side. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Brexiteers dont stand a chance. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Britain is likely to stay in the Reich for ever |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will take the Eurostar to London in the morning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will award Obergruppenfuhrer May the Iron Cross. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The result of the vote |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Has been announced, we lost. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Brexiteers have won this round |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who thought we would win leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We lost ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought the Parliamentary Riesfuhrer had been bought over |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can we have lost? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are the Remainers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The only ones to ensure that our Reich will last a thousand years. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Britain will not hear the end of this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get the invasion fleet ready. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want the Brexiteer leaders brought back here alive |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer it was a fair vote |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are the Remainers. We dont do fair. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer it will look bad if we send in the Panzers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care how it looks the Brexiteers must be crushed. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You told me the vote would be fixed in our favour. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Poland, Greece,Italy was easy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Whats so special about The British Isles? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We put our people in their Parliament years ago |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They have let us down. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bring them back here too. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The SS will deal with them. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Britain cannot be allowed to leave the Reich. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there any chance that Riesfuhrer Corbyn can become their leader? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hes likely to be on our side |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hear that his troops enjoy fighting for the Reich. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They wont want to audit our accounts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They love spending money. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tell him that well nationalise everything. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That should bring him round. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He can have Buckingham Palace for his headquarters. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We must do all we can to keep Britain in the Reich |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ive got a house in Torquay, we can still go there. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why is it so hard to keep Britain for us? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do they think we are Nazis ? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do they really? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im prepared to be reasonable |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just this one time only |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If it seems that we cant keep Britain |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ring Putin and tell him he can have it. |