| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's confusing, but we have been given a tip: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | When we see the 2 Subways we turn right. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sweeten's Cove is here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After that we'll drive up to Nashville |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and powder our noses with Taylor Swift, if you know what I mean. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No. Let's play Brough Creek National. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, Some Guy's Backyard. As "New Members." |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your application.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your application was denied by Ben. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Something about "no asshats allowed." |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who pronouced it ""Bro" instead of "Bruff" get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL COURSE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A BUNCH OF STONERS CUTTING HOLES WITH FOLGER'S CANS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY DARE CALL ME AN ASSHAT?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Their ugly red barn logo looks like Merion out there. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | {"You don't look like barn, Merion."] |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Denying my membership is a crime! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Everyone's welcome!" it said on Twitter @someguysbackyard! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I guess everyone EXCEPT war criminals! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, Kareem Hunt isn't welcome, either! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What does Kareem Hunt have to do with ANYTHING! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Chiefs can't win in the playoffs without him! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have no idea why you're still employed here, you twit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GET ME IN THAT BACK YARD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The website says, "free memberships to anyone" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All you had to do was send an email, include a nice note, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | maybe donate a few hundred bucks! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But no! Instead, you tell me I'm DENIED! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Denied by three guys with a kegerator and a fucking used chain saw! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They don't even charge people to play! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They even let The CAD Says join. And he's British! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sure, we could go play Prairie Dunes.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but who among us doesn't want to ring the bell? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Grab the Golden Bell with two hands! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll tell you this: |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOBODY better recommend Top Golf as an alternative! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's not golf and goes against the principles of the game! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Granted, there ain't shit to do in K.C., but still. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should send everyone of you to Siberia! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or worse: 6 hours in a Pro Am with Jason Day! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ["Don't worry. He'll WD."] |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, at least we sent BCN the pallets of sod. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Zoysia for shade. Bluegrass for sunny areas. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What's that smell? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick: it's all who you know. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And one things for sure: everything's for sale in America. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Call Bill Self at Kansas basketball.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He'll know who's pockets to grease. |
