| 00:00 - 00:03 | The productdepartment has created a new roadmap |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they want these new municipalities |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this, this and this. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | From what we can tell, they are overlapping projects. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't use story points or cycle time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are counting hours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't heard about kanban, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Counting hours, days and weeks? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and removing of the Arthur-buffer? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to previous supplier of VIGO, IST |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Totally ignored the existing user's need |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Quality wasn't even a topic |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have many milk cows |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to not create even ONE sileniumtest? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for a solution |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get a solution. but how? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from managers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your needs!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will transfer Medaxess to another team" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to meet the US goals of crowth |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn flexible road map |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One which can have multiple projects simultaniously |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without that roadmap. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need one project for one team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this arms and legs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | grooming, planning, patches, ssb-statistics, Osloproblems |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ... and more groomings |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we have all groomed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will have equally large stories |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | so we can use cycletime and scrumboard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything. Will be perfect. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | With less products the scrummaster will be back in control |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | especially when medaxess is removed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
