| 00:00 - 00:03 | After a quiet 2017 theres activity at Upshur Landing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The group has added a couple of raunchy females |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | One from Upshur county |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rodger recruited the other one from the hood |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The corner of Birdsong and Mobberly |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have any of you ever picked these women up? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure that a couple of you have |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But we had no idea that they were part of this group |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We thought they were decent women looking for work |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their rates were good, we really liked Ladesha |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Liz found her a steady and quit working |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you that have been with these women, leave this damn room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's what I thought! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ya'll have been running around with trash |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Osborne is hooked up steady with one of them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Rodger will hook up with anything that rhymes with NEON |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's OK, you've had Mike since the first party, and Al is always on the prowl |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What's this I hear about Bill's health |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need him gone from this lake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Iv'e put up with 5 or 6 years of this shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuher, Becky finally broke his heart |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why is he alive? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, he has medicaid and AARP |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is this about Nancy being to hard on Kenny's knees? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I actually like him, he's funny |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've heard the rumors |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They were trying to be teenagers again when his knees locked up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Kenny should know that table is for Ping Pong only |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wander if their Friendsgiving guests realize what may have gone on where they sit? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *Woman that has been on the Ping Pong table |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That just shows you how disgusting these people can be |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they even get together for these fishing trips |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know that several of you have been to the fish fry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I would like to come but I hear that there's never enough fish |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They call Jerry the fish Nazi |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Two filets per person? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That's bullshit, his freezer is full of fish! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I think he just get's pissed when he doesn't win the derby |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hell he even got a free bag of fish from the neighbors |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fry the damn fish! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Moriah will catch more! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Remember that time fishing and you grabbed Randy's worm? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Also heard that Bill sold his other house |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's probably here to stay now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's Joe's fault |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He encouraged Bill to move out here |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What hurts the most is that sweet Sally played a part too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She should never have associated with Joe or Bill |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God please help me this Christmas... |
