| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir cyclone Owen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The news says it is going to cross |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From the gulf and get to category 4 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | When it reaches us here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | On the east coast |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Between Townsville and Cairns |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good we are prepared for a big one |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir The cyclone |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Is downgraded |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To a tropical low |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its over |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you dont live in my house get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you idiots the media hype this shit up |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Livio regano is a liar |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Geez |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Which one of you clowns |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Taped the windows up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you to wait till the wind starts |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Theres still tape on the windows we cant get off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | From cyclone Yasi |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they tell you to be ready |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about all the milk and bread |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir they run out fast |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Theres so many torch batteries |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My wife bought a generator after yasi |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its been used once |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get me livio regano number |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He can pay for all this masking tape |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He better pray we get a flood |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So yous can eat all this bread |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Before it goes moldy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Plus we cancelled the Christmas party for Saturday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When are we going to have that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Christmas is next week |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Plus we took all the Christmas lights down |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Because of the cyclone warning |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do we put them back up or what ? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What about the sandbags now ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do we start filling some ? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The council has the sand behind the shire hall |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its just a pain in the arse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did you put the masking tape on the windows ? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its a sad day when you cant believe Livio |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | From now on we only listen to pricey |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | On the radio |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He will tell us the truth |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Plus he wears those tropical Friday shirts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You know he marched in the maraka parade this year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hes our man |
