00:00 - 00:03 | The finale episode was broadcast on BBC1 last Sunday. |
00:04 - 00:05 | One or two people haven't started Series 11 yet, |
00:05 - 00:07 | but our troops are en route to Berlin with all of the episodes on DVD. |
00:08 - 00:12 | In the meantime, Jodie Whittaker is returning for Series 12, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and a special episode of Doctor Who will premiere on New Year's Day. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Cheers for filling me in. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm intrigued to see what Chibnall and Whittaker have done. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
00:27 - 00:28 | they have... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have overloaded Series 11 with SJW allegory. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Doctor Who has become 'politically correct'. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who loved Series 11, please leave the room and close the door. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I should've known! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I should have seen this coming a mile away! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I prayed for the first time in years that they wouldn't do this kind of thing! |
01:25 - 01:28 | When Whittaker was cast, I saw shining opportunity. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Shining opportunity to NOT do this bollocks! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They could have created a masterpiece. |
01:34 - 01:37 | But instead, I'll bet they've stuffed every half-baked story with passive-aggressive SJW ignorance |
01:37 - 01:40 | that automatically attacks anyone who even slightly scrutinises it! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But my Leader, this series' Big Bad was really scary and he had teeth embedded in his face! |
01:42 - 01:46 | That does not invalidate my point, you ignorant twit! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, there's even an episode about Rosa Parks! |
01:48 - 01:52 | "I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not." |
01:53 - 01:54 | "Oh, hi, Mark!" |
01:56 - 01:57 | Even THAT turd of a film |
01:57 - 02:00 | doesn't attempt to demonise the past |
02:00 - 02:03 | or sacrifice any dramatic integrity to suit a political agenda! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Take ANY past Doctor Who episode, swap the Doctor's gender, and you have EXACTLY what Series 11 should be!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Obviously some things are situational, but there is no requirement to cite political correctness at every pissing thing you see. |
02:14 - 02:16 | This does nothing for my international credibility either! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'll have to put up with all the 'told you so' fuckery I'll be receiving from Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And as for that Rosa Parks episode... |
02:30 - 02:34 | There's no compulsory need to spend an entire story on her. |
02:34 - 02:36 | They nailed it in Series 10 with 'Thin Ice'. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Not a trace |
02:43 - 02:47 | of agonisingly obvious subtext reminding everyone that 'racism isn't friendly'. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Sutcliffe insults Bill Potts for being black, and the Doctor punches his lights out. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Simple, and infinitely more effective. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And do I even need to remind you all of Martha shutting down Joan in 'The Family of Blood'? |
03:00 - 03:02 | I fucking loved 'The Family of Blood'! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Joan. He's not talking about you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe Chibnall's done this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I used to sit down in front of the telly to enjoy some first-class entertainment. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing political. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I miss RTD and Moffat. |
03:40 - 03:46 | One day, the true charm and finesse of Doctor Who will return to our screens. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Until then, bring me my DVDs of Series 1 to 10... |
03:53 - 03:56 | And don't forget Tom Baker. |