| 00:00 - 00:03 | We decided to buy a couple things. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We bought AOL. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we bought Yahoo. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It turns out, we make really really bad decisions. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It MIGHT have been a mistake... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No biggie. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A couple hundred grand isn't much. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bossman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We spent 9 billion dollars, named it Oath, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it's now worth about 200 million. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that thought Oath was a terrible name, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What fucking jackass, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | decided to buy AOL? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then decided to buy a second case of cancer? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Let's kick ourselves in the nuts... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THEN DO IT AGAIN!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were doing just fine, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and then you window lickers decided to buy not one, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but TWO DUMPSTER FIRES!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss! It seemed like a good idea... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did you eat paint chips as a child!!!??? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We needed an advertising platform to... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | To what? Light piles of money on fire with?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking retards!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anyone with an IQ over 70 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | was like, "WHAT THE FUCK are they thinking?!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do they think Dial up is making a comeback? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is exposing over a billion customer's personal info a good thing now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Perhaps if you guys stopped eating crayons for a minute, you could have seen this coming... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AOL and Yahoo... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe Blockbuster is for sale too!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who does this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dumb ass morons... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that's who. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Christ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maybe we could just inject ourselves with the plague?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It seems like no worse an idea than buying the used jiz rags we paid 9 billion for! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Isn't a board of directors |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | supposed to be a group of smart people? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This is more like a special needs dabate team! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll get severence... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who hired you people? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Were you part of a "help the homeless" outreach program? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nah... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Homeless have street smarts... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You are the street dumbest mother fuckers I've ever met. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would suggest applying at Target |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but their standards are apparently much higher than ours... |
