| 00:00 - 00:03 | The problem is Hinsdale PD |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has two teams in Series 20 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we have to travel there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at least two times this year. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we don't show, we drop points |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Maybe one time they can call Javi |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | instead of that shitty pizza. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We tried... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We tried, they said they can't |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | stand our park district asses |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who didn't attend Garber's, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why do they think |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Garber's family will be |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | out of town every week? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's probably only going to happen |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | once or twice a year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We can drink and hang out unfettered |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all night if we want too. No limits! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bourbon, Shuffleboard, Suzy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Aldrich almost died the last time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We have video proof he survived |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | His Uber rating is now 1 star after that trip |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares, use Lyft next time! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We take Garber's for granted! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who even said you could come over, Camp? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Laubinger stole JB's phone |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Garber's goblet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He out Garbered, Garber!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Solid, but he's on the other team |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's Garber's MOVE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't you get it??? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are the ALPHA Series 20 team |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | not Camp's team |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We drink a bottle of bourbon every match |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and a couple bottles of wine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Mike V thinks we are shooting |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | our loads much too fast |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but he doesn't go to Hinsdale PD |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | twice a year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That shitty pizza and light beer!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Rishi, you'll get to play again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And our paddle "pro". He |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Big Time's us to teach another series |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and eats Javi's on our dime. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm sure he's banging our wives when we are working |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have to continue to push the limits because |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can tell on one thing... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are going to win this fucking league |
