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| 00:04 - 00:05 | the hampsters have come to the root beer factories here, |
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| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
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| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like capitalism, |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | caption text here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just gas the factories. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll convince them not to invade anymore. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have no more lethal gases. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They Infiltrated the gas factories as well. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who support Hampster Rebellion, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the hell are they even coming from? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Breeding season hasn't even come! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What, do they have some kind of magic cloning booth?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What will they do with the root beer? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And how are they even going to USE THE GASES? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're being defeated by Hamsters! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY'RE JUST HAMPSTERS! WE CAN BOMB THEM! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they ate all the bombs and killed thousands of soldiers! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to not charge in and shoot them all? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for Human flesh. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get no human flesh, but they will get DEAD HAMSTERS. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'll waste the root beer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What are they even thinking? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Oh, let's kill the humans!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Oh, let's waste all their root beer!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold the root beer and gases for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some idiot could kill all them, just like Mickey Mouse! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would just raid a seed factory if anything! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw all our grenades in and watch them burn and squeak in agonizing pain. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They're messing with nazi's! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we'll get more root beer. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The rodents will leave with all our root beer. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "We have all this root beer." |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "now that we've won, what are we going to do with all this soda?." |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they just take the root beer, leave it.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The joke's on them. |
