| 00:00 - 00:03 | John is still claiming that he is the true Joe Baumann |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's telling everyone he is you over here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and all over here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As far as we know, he hasn't spread the rumor outside the state of New Jersey |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But everyone in Bergen Country probably believes him by now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its okay, its just a joke. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's just kidding. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joe Baumann |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | John..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The people actually believe he is Joe Baumann |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have begun worshiping him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who can't stand this whole Joe Baumann thing, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S ME!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's been telling everyone he's me since like 8th grade! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is this shit still funny?!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking DUMBASS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every time we hangout its all i hear! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Joe Baumann THIS, Joe Baumann THAT! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF COD WITH HIM ANYMORE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Joe, He's your bestfriend give it a rest. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BULLSHIT! ALL HE DOES IS SAY HE'S ME TO EVERYONE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Joe, his ex turned out to be a whore give him a break. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well he shouldn't have jumped into a relationship then. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING CHURCH GIRLS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | every fucking day. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | PRAISE TO JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BLESSED BE JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Does he have nothing better to do? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could be sleeping or smoking hookah or sleeping more! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Or masturbating in church linens! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But no! I have to listen to this retard pretend he's ME! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's a good kid. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only he could stop this stupid shit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He gets me so mad sometimes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Joe Baumann....... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TEXT MESSAGES! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How many Joe Baumann's does it take to screw in a lightbulb....... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll tell you how many it takes..... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST FUCKING ONE! THATS IT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Meg, you're still a bitch. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Everyone is probably believing him. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its just...... Absolutely ridiculous to think about. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Joe Baumann. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've lost......my identity. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See that the rumor doesn't spread out of the state of New Jersey |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It can't spread out of the state. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't do this anymore. |
