00:00 - 00:03John is still claiming that he is the true Joe Baumann
00:04 - 00:05He's telling everyone he is you over here,
00:05 - 00:07and all over here and here.
00:08 - 00:12As far as we know, he hasn't spread the rumor outside the state of New Jersey
00:12 - 00:15But everyone in Bergen Country probably believes him by now
00:17 - 00:19Its okay, its just a joke.
00:19 - 00:21He's just kidding.
00:24 - 00:26Joe Baumann
00:27 - 00:28John.....
00:31 - 00:33The people actually believe he is Joe Baumann
00:34 - 00:36They have begun worshiping him.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who can't stand this whole Joe Baumann thing, please leave.
01:13 - 01:15THIS STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!
01:15 - 01:17WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S ME!?
01:18 - 01:23He's been telling everyone he's me since like 8th grade!
01:25 - 01:28Why is this shit still funny?!?
01:29 - 01:31Fucking DUMBASS!
01:31 - 01:34Every time we hangout its all i hear!
01:34 - 01:37Joe Baumann THIS, Joe Baumann THAT!
01:37 - 01:40I CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF COD WITH HIM ANYMORE!
01:40 - 01:42Joe, He's your bestfriend give it a rest.
01:42 - 01:46BULLSHIT! ALL HE DOES IS SAY HE'S ME TO EVERYONE!
01:46 - 01:48Joe, his ex turned out to be a whore give him a break.
01:48 - 01:52Well he shouldn't have jumped into a relationship then.
01:53 - 01:54FUCKING CHURCH GIRLS!
01:56 - 01:57every fucking day.
01:57 - 02:00PRAISE TO JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH!
02:00 - 02:03BLESSED BE JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH!
02:04 - 02:08Does he have nothing better to do?
02:08 - 02:13I could be sleeping or smoking hookah or sleeping more!
02:14 - 02:16Or masturbating in church linens!
02:17 - 02:21But no! I have to listen to this retard pretend he's ME!
02:27 - 02:29He's a good kid.
02:30 - 02:34If only he could stop this stupid shit.
02:34 - 02:36He gets me so mad sometimes
02:41 - 02:42Joe Baumann.......
02:43 - 02:47JOE BAUMANN THE FIFTH EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS!
02:48 - 02:53AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TEXT MESSAGES!
02:54 - 02:56How many Joe Baumann's does it take to screw in a lightbulb.......
02:56 - 02:59I'll tell you how many it takes.....
03:00 - 03:02JUST FUCKING ONE! THATS IT!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Meg, you're still a bitch.
03:14 - 03:16Everyone is probably believing him.
03:19 - 03:23Its just...... Absolutely ridiculous to think about.
03:25 - 03:26Joe Baumann.
03:31 - 03:33I've lost......my identity.
03:40 - 03:46See that the rumor doesn't spread out of the state of New Jersey
03:46 - 03:49It can't spread out of the state.
03:53 - 03:56I can't do this anymore.