| 00:00 - 00:03 | KCC have made their decision on our move to Herne Bay. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are 2 Grammar Schools in Canterbury, 1 in Faversham |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and a handful of others located around Thanet. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Currently we are out performing the Langtons |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and your old dictatorship, Invicta Girls. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but what is the proposed date that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kardus Acadamy can move? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ms Kardus |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Council |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kent county council has rejected our plans to move. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say there is no need for a grammar school in Herne Bay. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want my senior leadership minions to stay, non minions leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY HOPES OF TAKING OVER KENT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND CREATING A KARDUS EMPIRE HAS BEEN RUINED. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I SAVED THIS SCHOOL FROM RUIN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I ALTERED EVERY STATISTIC I COULD. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | DID I NOT PRESSURE THE KIDS ENOUGH? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WAS I TOO KIND TO STAFF? DID I NOT PROMOTE THEM ENOUGH? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT REASON DID THAT EVIL COUNCIL GIVE? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They said the library is not in fact a library |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BARTON COURT BY THE SEA WAS MY DREAM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ms Kardus, it is just a row of crap books |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOW HERNE BAY HIGH WILL EXPAND AND I WILL SHRINK. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I NEEDED THIS FOR MY EMPIRE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I HAD PLANS FOR THIS SCHOOL |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE COULD HAVE HAD HEATING IN THE CLASSROOMS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SMART BOARDS GALORE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or maybe we could have actually had more than 5 books in our library. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT NO NOTHING HAS BEEN ENOUGH. DID I WEAR THE WRONG COLOUR THINKING HAT? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SHOULD I HAVE USED THE RED HAT MORE? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO SHOW MORE EMOTION? WELL I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FEEL. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WELL I DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | EMOTIONS ARE TOO COMPLEX FOR ME. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My dream was to park my BMW in Herne bay |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And i wanted to.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wanted to smell the sea air when i sat on my throne |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did i not harass Roger Gale enough? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Was i too full on? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Was it too little too late inviting Julian Brazier to the awards evening? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had even ordered the balloons to move the school! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry it would't have been like Up anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I even purchased the new sign |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it said we were the best thinking school ever |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're not. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now all i can do is think |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | think about how i could have taken over Herne Bay and then the world. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is facism not cool anymore? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Perhaps im just too nice. |
