| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tuesday's ride was a disgrace |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We claim to be a 'Euro-look' bunch. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Instead we look like the a Chain Reaction charity ride. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The pace line resembled a dance party. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...drugged up idiots heading in every direction!. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who was riding that TT bike? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He was fucking up the bunch form. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Fab... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...that was KP! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, but he is the most 'Euro of all of us'. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even on a TT bike in his speedo's |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Screw that, where's Badger, Horn Dog, Bandit...and Baz! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's up to us to protect the bunch look! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We look like shit on the road, riders strung out all over the place. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Doesnt matter how fast we go, its how fast we look! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If this continues we'll have to change the start time again. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We'll depart @5.30 and all those wankers can chase. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Also means we'll be guaranteed good seats at coffee. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And as for those hubbards who dont wear the right kit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Black on white is for the fucking dirt, not the road. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Fab, this is a mates ride, not a fashon show. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont fucking care we have to look hot on the road. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Fab, we are very Euro, all the girls whistle when we go past.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We look shit, we can't evenh old the wheel of the bloody TT bike! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Also, what's with all this secret training? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Jim, Frank, Max...being seen doing secret k's. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll be stealing the Prince's KOM's now he got a wife. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And, that bloody 'Great Dane' will be back sprinting outside the Oaks again! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We've lost our discipline, next Horn Dog will turn up in gay looking socks.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...and Short Shorts will be wearing no shorts! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We may as well stop shaving and put cable ties in our helmets! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And call ourselves the fucking easy rider bunch and ride around with back packs like fucking hubbards! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I dont wake up at 4.30am... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...to ride with homo's, I have respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I get my assistant to organise your kit every year, so you can look pro. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough is enough! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We either agree to look fabulous on the road and agree the speed limit on Military road is 50kph. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And who came up with Wanky Weds, next it'll be Tri-bar Tues? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cheeky is the day for the hard men. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And if you can't handle it go ride with fucking High Street flyers. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every cyclist should wish they were a 'Boundary Rider'! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Frank, you still have the Beacon Hill sprint.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just doing this to help everyone. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cant be Herr Fab unless I enforce the standards |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Most of you are nothing without me! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know. I used to be like all of you! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bike riders that looked like crap! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In kit that never matched and riding like a Tradies turkey shoot |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Boundary Riders is more than a bunch ride, its statement! |
