hitler test
317 views • 9/12/2012
| 00:05 - 00:07 | i love sex! nal is the best! oh yeah why does elmo love kids so much. its |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The soil isn't great, but a bit of diggin' will fix that, so it will. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | I'm also going to transplant my chillies into pots in the greenhouse this evening. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | I don't care anymore. I've had enough of your chillies and vegetable talk. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | They're bhut jolokia. Grand chillies. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | One of the hottest chillies in the world. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | I like food: rashers, tea, crepes... |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Leave us. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | ...BUT I FUCKING HATE CHILLIES! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | THEY'RE NOT FUCKING GRAND! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Nobody wants to hear about your chilli bullshit anymore. |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Are you farmers? No. So give it a fucking rest. Jesus Christ. |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | You've unleashed the raeg within me. |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I've had enough. Consider yourself warned for fucking ruining #lobby. |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Any more of this vegetable bollocks and you can GTFO. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But all we're doing is talking. |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | You don't fucking stop! How many people have raged and complained about this shit? |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | Talking? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Look, we're not spamming. Growing chillies is grand craic so it is! |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | "Not spamming," he says. |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Well then you're fucking trolling. And you're shit at it! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | Absolutely fucking fail-trolling! |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | This is a computer networking society, right? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | In a netsoc you talk about: politics, work, religion, drinking, and all that shite. |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | But you DO NOT talk about computer networks or chillies! |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | And all this bullshit about "grand". Who even says that? You fucking bog warriors. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What does it even mean? Say things like "savage" or whatever Dublin people say. |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | This shit makes mewant to jam my fist up my ass and rip out my internal organs. |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | Even that would be fucking better than listening to Scoville Heat Units non-stop. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're worse than that retard Stalin! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And that's not all. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | All your NASA shit. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Incessant moaning about downtime. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Esteemed root holders. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | And goddamned fucking Git. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | It never ends... |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Do you have any idea how much shit the committee have to put up with? |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | Those esteemed root holders are valuable to the society unlike your fucking Naga Vipers! |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | If you weren't such a retard you'd know that. |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | And Caps 2010 |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | That was the AIDS that killed us for an entire year! Fucking morons! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I'm sure AIDS can't be transferred over IP... |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I wish it was like the old days. |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Back then nntp wasn't such a pain. Fucking web boards. And we had no bots. |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | No shit ones anyway. |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | All your shit bots are going to be removed. And you are all going to be /mode +b |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | You brought this on yourself with your chillies and pints and that bullshit. |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | "That's grand a grand pint there, so it is." |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I fucking resign. |
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