00:05 - 00:07i love sex! nal is the best! oh yeah why does elmo love kids so much. its
00:07 - 00:10The soil isn't great, but a bit of diggin' will fix that, so it will.
00:11 - 00:15I'm also going to transplant my chillies into pots in the greenhouse this evening.
00:16 - 00:20I don't care anymore. I've had enough of your chillies and vegetable talk.
00:23 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:23 - 00:25Mein Fuhrer
00:26 - 00:29They're...
00:27 - 00:29They're...
00:30 - 00:32They're bhut jolokia. Grand chillies.
00:32 - 00:35One of the hottest chillies in the world.
00:50 - 00:55I like food: rashers, tea, crepes...
00:56 - 00:58Leave us.
01:09 - 01:12...BUT I FUCKING HATE CHILLIES!
01:12 - 01:15THEY'RE NOT FUCKING GRAND!
01:15 - 01:18Nobody wants to hear about your chilli bullshit anymore.
01:18 - 01:22Are you farmers? No. So give it a fucking rest. Jesus Christ.
01:24 - 01:27You've unleashed the raeg within me.
01:27 - 01:30I've had enough. Consider yourself warned for fucking ruining #lobby.
01:31 - 01:36Any more of this vegetable bollocks and you can GTFO. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!
01:36 - 01:37But all we're doing is talking.
01:38 - 01:39Talking?
01:38 - 01:41You don't fucking stop! How many people have raged and complained about this shit?
01:41 - 01:44Look, we're not spamming. Growing chillies is grand craic so it is!
01:44 - 01:45"Not spamming," he says.
01:45 - 01:47Well then you're fucking trolling. And you're shit at it!
01:48 - 01:49Absolutely fucking fail-trolling!
01:51 - 01:53This is a computer networking society, right?
01:53 - 01:56In a netsoc you talk about: politics, work, religion, drinking, and all that shite.
01:56 - 01:59But you DO NOT talk about computer networks or chillies!
01:59 - 02:04And all this bullshit about "grand". Who even says that? You fucking bog warriors.
02:04 - 02:08What does it even mean? Say things like "savage" or whatever Dublin people say.
02:08 - 02:11This shit makes mewant to jam my fist up my ass and rip out my internal organs.
02:11 - 02:14Even that would be fucking better than listening to Scoville Heat Units non-stop.
02:14 - 02:16You're worse than that retard Stalin!
02:21 - 02:23And that's not all.
02:23 - 02:25All your NASA shit.
02:25 - 02:27Incessant moaning about downtime.
02:27 - 02:29Esteemed root holders.
02:29 - 02:31And goddamned fucking Git.
02:34 - 02:35It never ends...
02:36 - 02:41Do you have any idea how much shit the committee have to put up with?
02:42 - 02:46Those esteemed root holders are valuable to the society unlike your fucking Naga Vipers!
02:45 - 02:48If you weren't such a retard you'd know that.
02:49 - 02:52And Caps 2010
02:52 - 02:55That was the AIDS that killed us for an entire year! Fucking morons!
02:56 - 03:00Don't worry, I'm sure AIDS can't be transferred over IP...
03:06 - 03:08I wish it was like the old days.
03:11 - 03:16Back then nntp wasn't such a pain. Fucking web boards. And we had no bots.
03:17 - 03:20No shit ones anyway.
03:20 - 03:25All your shit bots are going to be removed. And you are all going to be /mode +b
03:30 - 03:36You brought this on yourself with your chillies and pints and that bullshit.
03:37 - 03:40"That's grand a grand pint there, so it is."
03:44 - 03:46I fucking resign.