| 00:00 - 00:03 | Brad has made reservations for the WNC Christmas Party |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We meet at the Tam O Shanter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Los Feliz as usual |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Many people want to attend our special gathering |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but as usual only the ten of us are allowed to attend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Someone needs to make sure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that cute German headband comes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Mueller |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tyler |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tyler got the hairband last year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and now its gone missing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room spouses, children, friends, and elbow-roomers |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That just isn't fair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been waiting the whole year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It would look better on me than on anyone else! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm so disappointed in you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | First there's no camping trip |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | because all of you were too busy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now FF Goodman will be in North Carolina |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and FF Payne wants to stay in Nebraska! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Mueller, you were in Milwaukee-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I had to work, Kevin! I'm filming a saga! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Mueller, it'll be a great evening |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not if you don't make an effort |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You all have to be there! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Each and every comrade |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | must follow every single rule |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | wrap your twenty-five dollar gifts in newspaper |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and bring something funny for the GCs Scrotus Maximus |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | a good gift like the Brian Ross Sexperience |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or my Crisco and Daikon Radish |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It taking planning to get the right gift, so quit stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't like being the bad guy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I'm feeling alone, alone in my deep commitment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where's your WNC spirit? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | all right then |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will be the permanent president if you make me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought our co-presidents would work, but I was wrong |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can do a better job than all of you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm taking over as of now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm announcing a WNC Coup! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Sandy, its just man-o-pause |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This group means the world to me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it's unthinkable you all don't feel the same |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | without us, I am nothing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will no longer listen to West-siders complain about driving to Glendale |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You won't have Niels Mueller |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To kick around anymore |
