| 00:00 - 00:03 | The ham hunters are on their way to Sentosa sir.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far they are coming from Moe Morwell and Glengarry with a few from Cohuna and Yarram |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell so far none of them other than Boggy Creek can shoot.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We may need to decide a plan so we can win all the hams |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have any leaders. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Boggy Creek shooters are amongst the best there is sir... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who read the hillsters newsletter get out of here now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm Patto and who on this god given earth would ever go against me ?? I am the best shooter here.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I barrack for Collingwood and you my faithfull do as well |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well don't you !!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We'll set a plan to beat the pricks from Boggy Creek.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Balky Leroy and i will infiltrate their squads and tell funny jokes.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those Boogy Creek pricks will not stand a chance against the might of Patto.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the people are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a flying about the people who don't barrack for the mighty pies... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I run this place and who ever doesn't want to shoot in B Grade then they can leave by the gate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll write the bloody newsletter as i see fit and fuck the Hillster and his commo newsletter. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm the best shooter here and i deserve a ham coz i'm Patto |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Does not anyone here recognize that ?? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Am i not the best at shooting ?? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So how do we beat these pricks from Boggy Creek.... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell me how ????????? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cannot hold my head up high if these pricks beat me.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What if we drug their sausages hey ?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do you think whinge and win col or the magpie woud dob ?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Magpies a Collinwood prick so i guess he would.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There must be a way to beat Boggy Creek |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How about if we pinch their shells ?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If they can't shoot they can't win surely.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But i think the Hillster could win even without any shells |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Pinkdog the garden gnome and big Hoss practise twice a week so no hope there.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The troublemaker shoots five times a week |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We shall not be beaten my comrades |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is still the raffle to win.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They may also win the cakeshoot i'm afraid |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But none of us eat cake do we ?? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We shall stand tall and brave when the Boggy Creek Crew take all our hams.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm Patto and i don't know how i'll face all my work buddies Monday.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I promised them ham for lunch |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get those Boggy Creek crew if it's the last thing i do !!!!! |
