00:00 - 00:03The ham hunters are on their way to Sentosa sir..
00:04 - 00:05So far they are coming from Moe Morwell and Glengarry with a few from Cohuna and Yarram
00:05 - 00:07Here here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell so far none of them other than Boggy Creek can shoot..
00:12 - 00:15We may need to decide a plan so we can win all the hams
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of their leaders.
00:19 - 00:21We'll find out what they want.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They don't have any leaders.
00:34 - 00:36The Boggy Creek shooters are amongst the best there is sir...
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who read the hillsters newsletter get out of here now...
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17I'm Patto and who on this god given earth would ever go against me ?? I am the best shooter here..
01:18 - 01:23I barrack for Collingwood and you my faithfull do as well
01:25 - 01:28Well don't you !!!!
01:29 - 01:31They're fucked!
01:31 - 01:34We'll set a plan to beat the pricks from Boggy Creek..
01:34 - 01:37Balky Leroy and i will infiltrate their squads and tell funny jokes..
01:37 - 01:40Those Boogy Creek pricks will not stand a chance against the might of Patto..
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the people are not happy.
01:42 - 01:46Who gives a flying about the people who don't barrack for the mighty pies...
01:46 - 01:48I run this place and who ever doesn't want to shoot in B Grade then they can leave by the gate
01:48 - 01:52I'll write the bloody newsletter as i see fit and fuck the Hillster and his commo newsletter.
01:53 - 01:54I'm the best shooter here and i deserve a ham coz i'm Patto
01:56 - 01:57Does not anyone here recognize that ??
01:57 - 02:00Am i not the best at shooting ??
02:00 - 02:03So how do we beat these pricks from Boggy Creek....
02:04 - 02:08Tell me how ?????????
02:08 - 02:13I cannot hold my head up high if these pricks beat me..
02:14 - 02:16What if we drug their sausages hey ??
02:17 - 02:21Do you think whinge and win col or the magpie woud dob ??
02:27 - 02:29Magpies a Collinwood prick so i guess he would..
02:30 - 02:34There must be a way to beat Boggy Creek
02:34 - 02:36How about if we pinch their shells ??
02:41 - 02:42If they can't shoot they can't win surely..
02:43 - 02:47But i think the Hillster could win even without any shells
02:48 - 02:53The Pinkdog the garden gnome and big Hoss practise twice a week so no hope there..
02:54 - 02:56The troublemaker shoots five times a week
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07We shall not be beaten my comrades
03:14 - 03:16There is still the raffle to win..
03:19 - 03:23They may also win the cakeshoot i'm afraid
03:25 - 03:26But none of us eat cake do we ??
03:31 - 03:33We shall stand tall and brave when the Boggy Creek Crew take all our hams..
03:40 - 03:46I'm Patto and i don't know how i'll face all my work buddies Monday..
03:46 - 03:49I promised them ham for lunch
03:53 - 03:56I'll get those Boggy Creek crew if it's the last thing i do !!!!!